Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 14, 2020

That and finding people who can march while swallowing that slide AND blowing a note. All at the same time.

Back then it was called a sackbut. Really.

That guy caused a royal pain.

The world wasn’t yet ready for Harold’s Angels & all that jazz

My eyes are blurry. I saw "trampoline "

Playing the trombone was a dead-end job.

Good time to invest in a harmonica.

Here lies the twice-crowned king.

A note too far!!

Run!

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

Well, HE’S tromboned!

“The court composer is hereby ordered to never again write a low B natural for any trombone player, on pain of death.”

King Concussion Protocol called for.

OK, which of you did that?!! Hey you, with the color!

I was at a small venue jazz concert once with a seat in the front and nearly got sackbutted a couple of times myself.

And Cedric’s budding musical career went into a slide.

I’m thinking that is about the time the orchestra got banished to the pit.

Thanks, Wiley, for a truly laugh out loud moment. You’ve made my day!

Remember when trump said “…the socialists will turn the USA into Argentina…”? Well trump and his incompetence has us headed to the same crap-pile as Argentina. Went to the market this morning, looked as if a wolf pack had gone thru the place. Why were people buying water? Do they expect the utilities to shut down? I got a box of crackers and 2 cans of Yumee-Kitty cat food, so I’m OK for a while.

And now you know why jazz musicians point their horns upward.

Can “Hail to the Chief” be played on a trombone?

most excellent

when i was a kid my dad told me they put the trombones in the front rank ot the marching band for that very reason

S-o-o-o 76 of them could cause a big dent in the royal ranks.

All I know is he’s probably in the dungeon now and the headsman is sharpening his axe

That’s a funny cartoon. LMAO.

When you’re performing the “1812 Overture” remember to point your cannons in a safe direction……..

Q: What’s the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead trombonist in the road? A: The possum was on its way to a gig.

you’d think the king would have learned to stay seated while the guy was playing the trumbone.

You don’t even want to know what the classic Japanese flute is actually called…And We thought it was just vulgar slang – …7th fleet sailor….

Little known Fact: “Vlad the Impaler” got his nickname after a tragic encounter with a Trombone player.

Tragic for the Trombone player, that is.

Fun—ee. He sure got his block knocked off!

The best part was you always got to march and play in the front row of any marching band.