Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 07, 2020

Oh, she’s good…

That’s your cue, guys…and they take it like champs! What an improv troupe they make, and look at that happy Sophie smile!

I’m quaking, I’m quaking!

Looking more and more like “professional wrestling”, except the “professional wrestler” practice more.

Sophie fangs!!!

Of course Goldie gets an extra loop in there! I hope Burt or Agnes are recording this.

Love the Sophie fangs!

’ve never thought of telekinesis as a feline superpower.

She Who-Shockingly-Doesn’t Seem-To-Care-Whether-De-Morgan’s-Theorems-Are-Written-In-Standard-Notation-Or-Polish-Notation has not revealed it yet. She does, of course, have the powers of teleportation, invisibility, thought projection (“This is the kibble you were looking for”), and hypnosis, but these are normal for cats.

If She develops telekinesis as well, we are even more than usually doomed.

I don’t even have a cat and my glass of milk is all over the floor!

does that say bounced next to georgia’s signature?

Lupin leaps OUT!

Oh this is so good!!!

Sometimes, this strip is too weird.

The Mysterious Mystic Sophie makes a grand display of her powers! What else can she do? Turn plain water into tuna water? Find a Nom-Nom Spider Treat in Tommy Bee’s ear? Pull a Robber Mouse out of her hat? ;D

Cats at play shall STAY at play! Super Sophie strikes!

A much better power than making pyrotechnics go off! (especially in the living room!)

I want to see some rough_and _tumble tusselmania action! Dirty tussle s one to one which the cheesecake eaters break up.

Good news for me today. My Tommy book has shipped ! and I will get it Thursday!!

Uh… This ain’t wrestling anymore!

Leapin’ Lupin, you nailed it: WHOA!

Goldie and Lupin rear toe beans!

I so want a pair of purple gloves.

Leap, spin, twirl, boing!

Tommy really is floating like a bee.

Poetry in motion, all choreographed by the fabulous Sophie!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Sophie enjoy herself so much, this is so great!

I think Sophie’s got the hang of it now…

“You came, you saw, you conquered and absolutely nothing is the same.

Your special fascination’ll prove to be inspirational, we think you’re just sensational,Sophie…Sophie…Sophie!"

Sophie is an X-Cat.

Wow! It’s like those nightclub hypnotists!

Sophie is really getting her fangs into this role!

The Force is strong in this one.

Sophie and Goldie look so happy!!! The other three don’t look too sure of the whole procedure.

On the home front, Paul continues to have difficulty swallowing. I told him to start doing his face exercises again, and he did, he said, only for the ultimate pleasure of sticking his tongue out at me eventually.

Loving the extra twirl in Goldie’s wrestling “performance.”

I really wanted to buy a piece of merchandise from there store but the shipping was too pricey! :(

Wheee

Panel two – Wait for it.

Panel three – Whoosh!

Fear the wrath of Sophie!

I am repulsed by this deus ex machina telekinetic twist.

From Disney’s Bedknobs and Broomsticks as sung by Angela Lansbury: Substitutiary Locomotion

Treguna Mekoides Tracorum Satis Dee

Feline Kitty Cat Telekinesis,

Mystic power that’s far beyond the kitty’s best guess

It’s so weird so feared, and yet wonderful to see

Cat Telekinesis, come to me!

…….

I don’t want Tele Kitty Felinekinesis,

Or Spider Treats that make all crumbs and a mess,

There’s one Kitty Power I that want to see,

Cat Telekinesis it must be!

…….

Feline Kitty Cat telekinesis,

Lovely Feline Kitty Cat Telekinesis!

You’ve made Kitty Telekinesis history,

With some theater, and crafting, and some great artistry!

She’s gooooooood!! We have a new artist here.

Today is No Housework Day. So sit back, put your feet up, and let the dust bunnies roll!

The kits are loving playing along with Mystery Wrestler.

Goldie’s sure having fun.

Feli-kinetic powers!

GoComics has introduced a new annoyance. I have a notification about US Acres and Garfield minus Garfield (two comics that I do not read) that I can’t make go away.

I love Goldies added “spin” in her leap!

Oh wow! I hope the kitty recovers.

https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/bobcat-hit-by-camaro-tennessee-interstate-stays-bumper-overnight/SY26L5ZDPZCJDGYXFT5LFJCXKM/

Personally I find the cat abstractions far less interesting than their commentary upon the humans. The thing that sets this comic apart is the hilariously descriptions of the dichotomy in perception of the cats and the human reader. So I am going to give “Tusslemania” a pass and come back in a couple of weeks because they might as well have moved a shark tank and ramp into the house… I know I am going to get hated on, but oh well. Too many characters in a non cat “plot” is not a captivating development. I miss "the woman has brought home a ________ " sort of comics, with the cat observations on day to day human behavior; Ms Dunn’s strength of many years.

Cute, but I fear we’re Tabitha’s veering into “Well my dinosaur eats lasers” territory.

I just love how they all play along and are happy doing so. It’s… it gives me hope for catmanity.

OT: Espresso…

And that’s what friends do.

In my novels, all felines are telekinetic and telepathic besides—incredibly power creatures. The human race ain’t got nothin’ on cats! Mwhahaha! I also created a mythos for cats coming into Earth via a rift in space-time thousands of years ago. Indeed, they are SPACE CATS! :D

I want that last panel on a t-shirt or mug!

Great superpower to have nowadays. Also, I love how into it the other cats are getting.

I love how they’re all getting with the storyline!