B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 09, 2020

“SIC ‘Em, Dino!!!” – Fred

Where did he get paper?

Call the Anachronism Police!

Honeymooners had ’em first!

Precambrian jokes? “A prokarayote walks into a bar …”.

Most of my Dad’s jokes were from the same era.

I knew Fred Flintstone personally. I’d tell you what yabba-dabba-do really means, but this is a family strip.

“Mr. Mason…?”

“Yes, Shirley?”

“There’s a Mr. Hannah on line one, and a Mr. Barbera on line two…”

Coming Soon to an arena pit nearby: MMA match between Grog & Bam Bam …

Take my anti deluvian, please!

I suppose if you tell jokes that are old but you tell them before someone else, you can claim to be first. “From a certain point of view.”(Yeah, I have been watching Star Wars again.)

Milton Berle is on Line 2 …

Whatever life existed in the Precambrian Era would not have evolved a sense of humor.

But golly, Cam Brian can’t be that old… ☺

Yabba dabba SUE!

Legal has his task carved out!

Who is pre cam brian?

It came by bottle Courrier.

Yes, Extinct!

Proving we’re just recycling jokes that cavemen have already told.

My jokes are so old, people now think they’re new.

(Precambrian would have also been pre-free-oxygen atmosphere.)

As I understand it someone once asked Jackie Gleason why he didn’t sue Hanna Barbera for stealing his idea for the Honeymooners, his reply was something like, “Sure, I could sue them, but do you think I want to go down in history as the man who killed Fred Flintsone?”

Well, this destroys the argument some punk was trying to make saying B.C. was post apocalyptic.

He took a log, and beat it to a pulp.

Is it just me or does anyone else think that Fred Flintstone is now the US Attorney General?

From what I can see, BC and the Flintstones were both created in the 60s.