Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    I would like to think that Rat is responding to Goat’s sarcasm with his own sarcasm, but I know I’m wrong.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 4 years ago

    Vote for Goat—send Paris to the White House!

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    Notaspy  over 4 years ago

    Vote Cthulhu 2020! We’ve chosen the lesser evil for too long!

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    GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s best to do your crying in the rain, so no one can tell you’ve been crying.

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    VOTE for PIG, 2020! A candidate who knows true PORK spending.

    Instead of Impeachment, Fry the bacon.
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    Kind&Kinder  over 4 years ago

    Goat never would have survived the old West! Or the West Virginia hills.

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    Bilan  over 4 years ago

    We are the victims of our own success.

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    MathProf2  over 4 years ago

    Goat, just go digital. No more weeping into the stop bath.

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    Yontrop  over 4 years ago

    Better light a small candle than cry in the dark.

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    Differentname  over 4 years ago

    Look up ‘Gish Gallop’ and look which side invented it.

    ‘It takes two people to have a discussion, but only one person to start a fight.’

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Trust me, you are not alone in your crying, Goat.

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    ariel777000  over 4 years ago

    Yeah, I’m in that crying room too. People on political sites are NASTY if you don’t agree with them. And I believe that some of those nasty people are Russian trolls.

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    WoodstockJack  over 4 years ago

    Obsolete Joke: [Photographer to Model] Why don’t you join me in the dark room and we’ll see what develops?

    Eh.

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    mjb515  over 4 years ago

    It has improved since the Brooks-Sumner caning incident.

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    mjb515  over 4 years ago

    If only we could return to the dignified approach to politics exemplified by the election rhetoric of the supporters of Founding Fathers like John Adam’s and Thomas Jefferson.

    Oh wait…

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    Sorry Goat no can do ;-) … Croc Power !

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    With any luck, both the ruling parties will annihilate one another, leaving behind humans who can rebuild democracy from the grassroots up.

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    HunterIsACriminal  over 4 years ago

    Goat and his crying closet. Solves everything, don’t it Goat?

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    Fred  over 4 years ago

    Sarcasm is the darkest of all….. (fill in the blank)

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    May the righteous prevail and the sinister be shunned.

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    SusieB  over 4 years ago

    That’s me on my last break at work. I sit in a dark room,with my eyes closed. I work in telemarketing.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Idle minds are a devils workshop!

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Among Rat’s other endearing qualities, he is tone-deaf to irony, Goat. Don’t waste your time (the same applies to following Flame Wars; even Star Wars is more worth your time)…

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    iggyman  over 4 years ago

    Can’t we all just get along?

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    Ellis97  over 4 years ago

    Rat and Goat agreeing? What is this world coming to?

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    VICTOR PROULX  over 4 years ago

    “I will insult you ’til I convince you!!” – Stephan Pastis.

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    jessie d.  over 4 years ago

    If it is done by all, it lessens the responsibility of doing something about it. Isn’t that so Republicans?

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    hoffquotes2  over 4 years ago

    Hit the nail right on the head today

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    Dick Chaney is rested and ready.

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    CaveCat87  over 4 years ago

    In the worlds of Charlie Brown from “A Charlie Brown Christmas”, don’t you know sarcasm when you hear it?

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Fight with facts? Hell no, attack!

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    RaZaP  over 4 years ago

    Goat’s most wise answer to anything lies in this strip.

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    kauri44  over 4 years ago

    While I understand the sentiment, to just dismiss the current political situation by essentially saying, “Ah, they’re all the same and equally to blame” is to normalize a very dangerous moment in our country’s history. They’re not “all the same”. Not right now.

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    codedaddy  over 4 years ago

    Hey Stefan. Any chance this strip can return to humor?

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    asrialfeeple  over 4 years ago

    A worldwide pandemic, and this is how America the Great, land of the free, home of the brave, behaves. It’s beyond shameful. This election, I’m voting Kodos!

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    Civil discourse is imaginary. Like Santa Claus. And Canada.

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    JuJuSmith  over 4 years ago

    ヽ༼ಥل͟ಥ༽¤=[]:::::> I will just be waiting here for you with a sword!!!

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    rick92040  over 4 years ago

    I for one will be happy when the moron in chief is gone.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Can we cry together, Goat? Maybe a hug afterwards?

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    Buoy  over 4 years ago

    Divide and conquer was never so much fun.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 4 years ago

    ’Who’s the bigger fool; the fool, or the one who follows him?’ -Obi Wan Kenobi.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’d be shocked if Pelosi and Trump said: “Why don’t we put differences aside and work together for the GOOD OF THE PEOPLE during the pandemic!“

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    donwestonmysteries  over 4 years ago

    It makes some people feel better about themselves to put others down. Think about it.

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