Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 10, 2020

Clearly this means war.

Well, that answers the question of whether or not Lupin was wearing pants! I can never unsee that!

FLASH!

A nude Lupin!!! (It has to be asked – is he flashing us?)

Don’t look Ethel!

Naked Lupin!!! O! M! C!

How is Jules going to get inside if the windows are closed? (are they closed?) Well, goodnight everyone, I only stayed up to see today’s broadcast. Sleep well or hope you’re having a great day depending on your time zone.

Lupin looks angelic

FLASH! indeed, Lupin. Very droll…

Bone and whisker rattlin! I love it!

The lightning flash shows us the Penthouse centerfold Lupin!

Meanwhile in my house, the nightly moth hunt is in full swing and Dean just brought in a fairly large specimen. Guess I’ll have to go rescue it …

I love little naked Lupin.♥

Here it is the June Bug. In the winter it is The Stink Bug.

Lupin, were you DANCING?

What’s this, is Lupin doing the angry tāndav dance?

Horror lighting from below on Lupin!

Hey, is today really National Kitten Day? The Dodo seems to think so!

I sense a minimum of three cats going a hunting! ;)

After travelling twenty thousand leagues under the sea, it looks like Jules is back from his journey to the centre of the earth.

Lupin, Eeek! What a great visual, a crack of lightning and all is revealed…. looks like Jules is trying to get through the screen, Heaven help them when he does. Let the games begin!

(gasp) How scandalous! The lightning has caused Lupin to become visible, even if only for a brief second, and now everyone can see his lack of pants! It is Pantsgate!

P.S. Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday yesterday! I indeed had a good one! I love you all. <3

(I still do not know how to make that little heart icon. Bah.)

I’m loving Nekkid Lupin. Honi soit qui mal y pense.

It’s… the July Bug (evil soap opera music) bah BAH baaaaaaaaaaaah

Be still my heart…..days of Pucky white chest floof!

Oh, Elvis, a responsible newscaster doesn’t use “literal” wrongly. It is not 212 degrees.

Clearly in this case the buzz means LET ME IN! LET ME IN!

What Jules needs is some bud bugs and some Bugweiser.

O/T: Don’t forget to check out comet Neowise if you’re into that sort of thing:

https://www.cnet.com/news/comet-neowise-is-the-latest-to-tease-with-the-potential-of-a-big-show/

If you miss it, you’ll have to wait for your next chance in 8786.

Nekkid Lupin revealed!!!

Gasp! I can’t believe it! (fans self while clutching pearls) A NAKED cat! My eyes are ruined for life! Have you no decency Lupin! Gaaah! ; )

I thought it would be a cicada, given the noise it’s making.

I wonder how Goldie will feel about Jules.

He looks like Casper

The Meese and I

Queen Goldie: Tomorrow the kittens will go to their furrever homes. Thank you so much, Miss Bea, for all you have done.

Bea: It was such a joy and a pleasure to teach the kittens. I’m going to miss them. But I wonder, did teaching them really make a difference? Did I really change things for the better for them?

Queen Goldie: You did make a difference. Of that there can be no doubt.

Bea: Yes, but still…

Queen Goldie: I will tell you a story of a small event, a simple moment in time, that changed things so much for so many.

(Song: Something Wonderful)

There was a Woman and her Man,

With three cats in their lives.

Sometimes the cats would stumble and fall

But they would always try.

Their antics the people would forgive and forgive,

And love, as long as they live…

One night there was a sound

A lamp came crashing down,

But that crash inspired

Something

Wonderful.

Their adventures all bring joy

In all they do,

You know that you enjoy them,

And that’s enough for you.

Life can be such a trial,

But for a little while

They can make us smile

It is

Wonderful!

We all need to be loved!

And we can feel the love!

And when we show our love,

It is,

Wonderful!

Tomorrow the conclusion of The Meese and I

Ooh yes! July bug horror story

OT: Progress?

Naked cat!

The July Bug. Stellar!

That third panel is done SO well – with a ‘crack’ ‘flash’ ‘BOOM’ the invisible suddenly becomes visible! This is one of those genius illustrations where I become convinced I actually saw an animated sequence. Wonderful… 2 paws (full of toe beans) way up!

GEE!! … What’s all the BUZZ about??!! ;)

At least Unclothed Lupin isn’t catspreading.

Lupin feels a great disturbance in the Force!

Also note that Jules appears to be naked too, with a strategically placed BUZZZZZZZZZ hiding his naughty bits.

For a reporter, Elvis has a poor command of the English language. By the time summer temperatures reach the boiling point there will be a fermented Family, melted mice, and puddles of pussycats. Tsk, tsk, Elvis; a little professionalism, eh? :op

Lupin’s modesty pose is cute!

All those angry eyebrows!

The June Bug in July. What is the world coming to?? ;D

I knew it

Ot: have any of you watched Hamilton yet?

Crouch chatter, pounce!

Lupin’s camouflage is effective but limited. I used to walk with my tabby cat in the redwoods. I had unlimited sight lines for a 100 yards but I would frequently “lose” him. If he could see me, he would not “answer up” to calls. So, I would stand there, calling over and over, until he would twitch an ear and “materialize” six feet away. Spooooooky.

Today is National Piña Colada Day. If you like sweet alcoholic drinks, this is it. The Spanish means “strained pineapple,” I’m told, and I certainly find it a straining experience to even taste one. I have a sweet tooth, and this drink is much too sweet for me: 50 ml white rum (so far, so good), 30 ml coconut cream or coconut milk (approaching diabetic coma), 50 ml fresh pineapple juice (you’re dead, Jim.) After this, a maraschino cherry tastes bland.

It gets worse. In San Juan, Puerto Rico, the recipe is: 1 oz heavy cream, 6 oz. pineapple juice, 1 oz cream of coconut, 2 oz rum, 4 oz crushed ice. Deadly to any diabetic within three miles—and if you aren’t diabetic, you soon will be. Coconut milk is very sweet by itself. Coconut cream is a blend of coconut milk and sugar cane juice. Have you ever tasted sugar cane? On a sweetness scale of 1 to 10, it’s a 20. Talk about doomed—far beyond even Robin’s ability to perceive or pronounce. By my calculations, it should take not 2 oz, but an entire bottle of rum to make it palatable.

I’ll stick with daiquiris, thanks. You can call me an old sourpuss, but the piña colada is too darned sweet.

love it!!

Puck’s frazzled day just goes from bad to worse.

Love the detail in panel three.

Evidently literally means figuratively (sometimes) https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/misuse-of-literally

I truly love Georgia Dunn’s sense of humor.

OT: My beloved collie, MIdnight, passed away in my arms this morning on the way to the emergency vet. I’m furious with her regular vet for not giving me an early appointment to have her euthanized.( she had advanced mega esophoagus ) Had to make one with the emergency vet. Such wonderful techs there. She is in a better place without pain and playing with my other pets and family, so I am ok, though it hurts. thank you all for listening/reading.

BATTLE STATIONS, EVERYONE!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!

Oh no, Pucky has unimpressed eyebrows on. This can not be good.

Who knew that lightening would be the one thing that could make Lupin visible again.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love the July bug!

Blasted lightning, lighting up a buck naked Lupin. There’s the real reason Goldie’s hiding under the bed. She’s not afraid of the thunder, she’s afraid to see a streakin’ Lupin.

Faster than a streak of lightning, noisier than a P-38, more maneuverable than an A6M3—Jules, the Bug of Lightning!

No wonder he’s an ace:

Off he goes into the wild blue yonder,

Climbing high, into the sky,

Now down he dives, with a buzz like thunder

He ne’er stops, or needs a refuel,

Now down he comes, making his own thunder

Roaring down outta the blue

He’ll live in fame, not go down, not him!

Nothing’ll stop Jules the July Bug!

(Excepting Elvis …)

Lupin in the lightning flash is so very dramatic! I love the shadows!