Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 07, 2020

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    Jayfbird1969 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Aww poor Pucky. He meant well. He was only trying to help.

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    Le'letha Premium Member about 4 years ago

    And Puck becomes a surprise contender on the list of people who solve small problems by turning them into big problems and then blowing them up.

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    McColl34 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    But . . . but . . . that is absolutely not what I was trying to do!

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    deadheadzan  about 4 years ago

    Oh The Horror!! The best little boy going and this mistake happens!

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    Sue Ellen  about 4 years ago

    OOPSIE!

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    maggijoseph Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Oh poor Pucky!

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    I Mad Am I  about 4 years ago

    Not sure what would be worse – a drink that needs Ice (like cranberry juice and stains) or something Hot (like coffee that stains and tastes nasty to clean off the fur)!!!

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    stairsteppublishing  about 4 years ago

    Accident or on purrpose?

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    ChristineFoxdale  about 4 years ago

    Too close to one edge, to way too close to the other. Looks like it might have gotten hung up on something on the counter that gave it just the slightest jolt and….

    Poor Pucky

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    Robin Harwood  about 4 years ago

    A glass too close to the edge is doomed. No matter what you do, it will find a way to fling itself, screaming, into the abyss.

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    WelshRat Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Puck, leave renovations to the experts. So you’re not held to blame.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “BLOOD ORANGE! BLOOD ORANGE EVERYWHERE!”

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    Biskits  about 4 years ago

    The ABCs of the Orbiverse: 1. Always Blame Cat. 2. Because you can. 3. Cats are magic. ( okay someone, write the rest!)

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    OliveO'Sudden  about 4 years ago

    Not to worry, Puckster; Santa is magic, which means he doesn’t just see what you’re doing, he sees your intent, too.♥

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    Ruth Brown  about 4 years ago

    Oh, let he has not “fixed that” cast the first stone. You’re still on the good list, Puck.

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    Oh it’s not your fault. The blame is all on the hyooman who left the glass by the edge.

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    ronaldalbertansley  about 4 years ago

    crazy kitty do that all time !

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    siebela  about 4 years ago

    I can’t believe I’m saying this about a cartoon strip, but this really makes me anxious for poor little Puck. He’s just trying to help! The only solace I have is that I know there will be a happy end eventually. But for the moment, I just want to hug and soothe him (maybe because we have a veeery similar good-natured but clumsy black male cat)

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    Jungle Empress  about 4 years ago

    Hey, that’s just like me! Inanimate objects don’t like me, either!

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    davanden  about 4 years ago

    That last panel is such a stylistic change. What a disaster!

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    arolarson Premium Member about 4 years ago

    OT. Yen

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    arolarson Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Poor little well intentioned Pucky….we’ve all been there Puck one way or another. I have been known to try to help assembling something by holding on to the screws and then dropping them so they can roll away and disappear. Sigh.

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    cat19632001  about 4 years ago

    SPLISH SPLASH Puck will be taking a bath. And sending his shirt to the Magic Cat Clothes Cleaner.

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    TampaFanatic1  about 4 years ago

    So the dreaded Murphy’s Law has stricken young Puck, looks like the poor kitty turned a glass of juice into total chaos!

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    strikklybizness  about 4 years ago

    Don’t worry Puck, everyone knows you wouldn’t do that on purpose!

    But it reminds me of our big ginger-and-white cat – I put my empty glass insulated cup down a bit clumsily, and it fell on its side, rolling slightly – he reached out to just tap it – it flips off the side of the table and lands perfectly on its top, causing it to literally explode, spraying glass bits everywhere. I couldn’t be mad at him – first, because he never knocked things over deliberately – and secondly, I was tickled by his expression of intense interest as the cup disintegrated – if he wore a lab coat, glasses and held a clip-board, it wouldn’t have looked out of character – if he could speak, he would probably have said something like “Fascinating…”

    (Miss you, Toffee…)

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    Pinemelon  about 4 years ago

    was the cup trying tokill itself by spilling all of its life juces?

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    Bucinka  about 4 years ago

    It’s okay, Pucky; we round-headed creatures do stuff like that all the time, too. Liquid can be mopped up much more easily than broken glass. Your heart was in the right place.

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    Snowy&Finlay  about 4 years ago

    Of course it was deliberate, Puck is trying to make Luoin look better by being bad.

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  about 4 years ago

    This gives pucky “paws” to explain, “I only meant to keept the glass from spilling”

    And the woman says, “well, it can’t spill NOW! Since you pre-spilled it!”

    And Puck looks up, soulful eyes, small frown on his face, showing his disappointment.

    OFF to the treat drawer, for little Puck! The woman knows he didn’t mean it! So I am sure Santa Knows, too!

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    ❀~✿ Quincy ✿~❀  about 4 years ago

    love the watercolor splash effects :) this comic’s art is so cute

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    Santana  about 4 years ago

    Tonight you screwed up, completely

    You gave your help so sweetly

    Tonight a look of horror’s in your eyes

    Please don’t feel bad tomorrow

    Is this a lasting nightmare

    Or just a moment’s despair

    We do believe the tragic in your sighs

    Please – no more anguish tomorrow

    Tonight with words unspoken

    We all fail, you aren’t the only one

    And with the glass unbroken

    It’s not the worst we’ve ever done

    I’d like you to know that you are

    The brightest, kindest star by far

    So tell me now and I won’t ask again

    Will you forget this tomorrow

    We’ll all try again tomorrow

    We’ll still love you tomorrow

    Santa still loves you tomorrow

    (Carole King / Gerry Goffin – Will You Love Me Tomorrow)

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    scyphi26  about 4 years ago

    Just goes to show that sometimes the best way to help is to leave well enough alone.

    I wouldn’t worry in any case. I’m pretty sure ol’ Mr. Claus keeps in mind accidents caused by what was otherwise good intentions such as this when he’s checking that list twice.

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    cat19632001  about 4 years ago

    Pucky, “Looks like it’s self-care o’clock!”

    https://www.zazzle.com/pd/spp/pt-zazzle_holidaypostcard?tdid=9ce534e6-a50d-4fc9-9c9c-b115cf59511b

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    anomalous4  about 4 years ago

    “SPLASH EVERYWHERE” reminded me of this observation by the great Ogden Nash:

    “Either old magic or new math

    Into our house has beat a path.

    How else could Einstein or Diogenes

    Explain this exploit of our progeny’s?

    While at the table with his ilk

    A child upsets a glass of milk.

    The glass held half a pint when filled

    And half a gallon when it spilled."

    8-)

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    Felicity Pearson Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Oh, that look on Puck’s face!

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    rs0204 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Time to alert the Coal Elf Brigade. They will initiate a review of the circumstances.

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    leapin' lupin  about 4 years ago

    LOL

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    Nicki's ZoMcYo  about 4 years ago

    Poor Puck! Will he spend the rest of this time until Christmas worried that he is now on the Naughty List? He needs a hug and a scratch under the chin.

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    Code the Enforcer  about 4 years ago

    “Annnnd, NEGATIVE 1 POINT for Puck! …”

    Better luck, next time, Pucky!! :)

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    Kitty Katz  about 4 years ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Beatrixia: I’m going to the Great Pyramid to organize the latest archives. Be back in a few hours.

    Puckmosis: OK. Have a safe trip. Is Kara taking you?

    Beatrixia: Yes. It’s Hump Day even on a Monday.

    Later, at the Great Pyramid

    Beatrixia: That’s odd, my pile of archives are gone! What could’ve happened to them? Maybe I put them in the other room. Wait, what?

    On the way back to the Palace

    Beatrixia: And there they were, all filed and organized just the way I would have done it. Only I didn’t do it.

    Kara: And you’re sure no one else could have organized them?

    Beatrixia: Yes. Elvis-Anum, Puckmosis, and Lupinium knew my system, but who had time to go to the Great Pyramid?

    Meanwhile, back at the Palace

    Puckmosis: Elvis-Anum left out a bottle of ink on the edge of his desk. I’ll just move it to a safe place. Oh, no! What do I do now?

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    mistercatworks  about 4 years ago

    I had a kitten who tried to retrieve ice cubes out of a glass. It was very cute until the first time she knocked over the glass.

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    booksandtea  about 4 years ago

    Puck’s horrified face is great artwise, but I feel bad for him to be sure.

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    willie_mctell  about 4 years ago

    We had one who liked to pitch the mail. She was precise and delicate. One envelope at a time. She loved to watch them sail to the floor.

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    la_momcat  about 4 years ago

    Strange how gentle the little paw push, regardless of the cat’s intentions.

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    Glyn Runnels Premium Member about 4 years ago

    It depends on whether the list is based on intent or on results

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    We do not leave any container, full or not, around where a cat can push it over and edge. No fun for the cats, but no broken glass or ceramic for the humans.

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    scaeva Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Today is:

    National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day: What we should most remember about this day are the errors in judgement that made the attack so devastating. These are well documented in At Dawn We Slept by Gordon W. Prange, the best and most balanced account. Pay no attention to historical revisionists and their various agendas. We owe that to all those who served in WWII.

    Letter Writing Day: There was a discussion of cursive writing in the comments recently. When I learned penmanship, I and others my age thought the name was a euphemism for !$&%$‡fl‚$#@&!-ive. Perhaps that is why it is mostly moribund. It would be nice if high school graduates could write legibly, instead of something that causes a sympathetic reaction: “Gee, I’m sorry your pet worm died, and in such agony!”

    Walt Disney Day: I have mixed feelings about Mr. Disney—Mickey Mouse is a mild derogatory in my vocabulary, and I’m not all that fond of Donald Duck, either. But I have a lot of happy memories from childhood for which he was responsible. While he is now somewhat controversial, only people who do things get criticized, and he did bring animation into the mainstream.

    National Cotton Candy Day: Finally, a lighthearted topic that is also a sticky issue … This stuff is the best way I know to get a kid attached to anything: dirt, leaves, grass, bugs, and miscellaneous detritus. On a hot, sticky day at some amusement, it is a near perfect way to keep a kid from straying—just place him or her against an immovable object and they stick fast. Purveyors of this … stuff … should be required to issue a box of wet wipes with every sale.

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    CoffeeKitty37  about 4 years ago

    OH NO!! Well it’s the thought that counts right Puck? Of course Santa will realize it was an accident.

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    bobw2012  about 4 years ago

    Oh no!

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    bobw2012  about 4 years ago

    And the horror is that Puck succeeded in pushing the glass away from the edge. And it did not fall over the edge. The glass tipped over, but did fall off of the table. Splash everywhere. The horror.

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    GSD Mom Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Off Topic Post

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    knight1192a  about 4 years ago

    Oh Puck. You poor dear, sweet, tripod kitty. Trying to be so helpful and ending up being more naughty. Hopefully Santa can also see into your head and heart and see you were trying to help rather than be naughty.

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    Daeder  about 4 years ago

    At least he didn’t knock it onto the floor.

    A question just occurred to me as I’m looking at this comic. Does Puck hold the mic with his back foot?

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    KL  about 4 years ago

    Oh, poor Pucky! He’s trying so hard to be the good boy we know him to be. Also: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Channeling your best Howard Cosell voice…

    “Down goes Frazah!!”

    “Down goes Frazah!!!”

    The greatest boxing call ever!

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    trudyconley Premium Member about 4 years ago

    So, Lupin gets blamed and Puck goes through extreme angst, does he tell or doesn’t he? Santa knows…

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    Mr. Reader  about 4 years ago

    PANIC, PANIC, PANIC!!!

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    Mr. Reader  about 4 years ago

    Also I love the face that puck makes when the glass falls over, that is the perfect capture of, “WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!” and “OH NO WHAT WILL I DOOOOO!!!”

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    Mr. Reader  about 4 years ago

    It almost looks like splatter paint in that final panel, does anyone else think the same?

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    Mr. Reader  about 4 years ago

    Just remembered, today is Dec 7th, so 79 years ago was pearl harbor, I hope that anyone who has lost or known someone who has suffered from events that occurred afterwards has people to be comforted by and I hope that we will remember the tragedy of the following war.

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    Denny Wheeler Premium Member about 4 years ago

    CLEANUP ON AISLE PUCKY!!!

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    Mx Crazy Cat Person  about 4 years ago

    Poor Puck, he will feel so bad about this and cause a lot of worry for him. Hugs to you Puck!

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    KROverton  about 4 years ago

    No good deed goes unpunished

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    No worries, Puck, you meant well.

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    Felicity-the-cat  about 4 years ago

    Dear Santa, let me explain….

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 4 years ago
    Hopefully Santa will take into account Puck’s good intentions.
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    *inster something here*  about 4 years ago

    The ultimate backfire

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    A_Dilophosaurus  over 3 years ago

    I have now read all of Breaking Cat News!

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