The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 29, 2021

To #2: “I’ll charge your battery, darlin’. Woo-hoo.”

Looks like he got swiped in the wrong direction. Probably also an Android asking out the IOS gals.

iLone again, naturally.

Those phones are locked buddy, you might have to resort to a pre-paid plan to get any reception. Make sure you use screen protection!

He wouldn’t have gotten past “first base” anyway. They’re encrypted.

looks like they don’t get much of a charge out of him…

You need a burner phone date…….

Smart-aleck phones!

Not enough Bars.

They’re all car phones, so it must be a Carbucks.

All those phoney excuses.

He got burner-ed.

Computer dating?

I am washing my SD card tonight.

They can’t help it – he’s a turnoff.

Nothing is new under the sun.

He’s still showing 3 bars to try for a reception.

You can’t trust anybody you meet in a free wi-fi bar.

That’s what you get when you ask a smart-aleck phone out.

Try Siri, I hear she’ll go with anyone who picks her up.

No wonder he has trouble, he’s am iPhone, it’s always me, me, me.

Let me unlock your screen for you. casually falls on her

Another $1200 loser.

Even Male Smartphones won’t take “NO” for a legitimate answer. How sad.

Those Androids just won’t have anything to do with that rotten Apple.

Guess he doesn’t know the password.

They all gave him the reboot. He should have figured that was appt to happen. (Too bad; those gals are real Firefoxes!)

Sam sung his heart out, but still got no reception.

Shot down 4 times at once. Ouch!

So much for networking.

They’re not just iPhones, they’re notYouPhones.

Bluetooth pairing rejections.

“Our calendars are incompatible.”

What bunch of phone-y excuses.

All I asked for was a date. It’s not like I wanted to go out with you or something. Any date would do: 1/29/2021 for example.