The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 21, 2021

Elementary, my dear Elmer.

I think they’re all Krazy.

It was Professor Plum in the kitchen with JB Weld!

The mystery game that has every one glued to their seats…

Well, you can’t stick anything on me!!

Those Elmer’s really get around,

At work you always know the weapon already.

Or it may have been Mr. Ed in the stable.

Mr. Green in the stables with the mucilage.

What a hairy case…

Either way it was a sticky situation!

Looks like they’re stuck for a solution!

That’s Krazy talk, man!

Is that the only glue you know?

Try playing the more advanced, new and improved Super edition.

It’s a setup job – Elmer’s is being framed.

How to get out of this sticky situation?

Will the charges stick? Will they hold up in court?

Will lawyers be able to show that Elmer’s wasn’t involved in this?

Surprising that the Gorilla wasn’t used. Or the Epoxy.

Naah. It was Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck in the woods with em Elmer’s.

Is Elmer’s the only glue in this game? How about Super Glue? How about rubber cement? How about wood glue?

It was the gorilla in the garden.

This game is super!

Miss Scarlet with the Gorilla anywhere. She doesn’t care which room they’re in.

The butler did it, in the dining room, with supper glue.

Wait’ll i get my glue gun so i can shoot someone in the arse! ;>D

The famous pasteboard game.

Oh Fudd!

The gorilla sat on Prof Plum in the Conservatory.

Another one of the best,

just don’t be the young lady in the bathroom with the gorilla glue. no, no, no!

Nobody is addressing the Gorilla in the room…

Pine gum on a toilet seat is not a permanent fix..

Playing glue?

What happens when Borden’s merges will Milton Bradley.

I use it it to put together igs. You know ig glue.

You’re all wrong: It was Mr. Green in the Hall with Duco!

Hope your case holds together…without the glue you have nothing to hold the suspect on…

This cartoon probably doesn’t make sense to our Brit and Aussie readers since the real game is called Cluedo there (where it was invented).

Epoxy on all your houses.

Gotta loc it down tite

If I need to stick something together I’ll get some Wilhold glue….

LePage mucilage don’t get no respect no more. 8^(

Great way to get the family to stick together.

This would have been funnier with different glues: Elmer’s, Gorilla, Loctite…

According to Elmer, it was Bugs bunny, in the red dress, with the carrot.

Scott Hilburn: you think of the best puns!!!

How, exactly, is the glue a weapon?

Elmers were popular, because they stuck around.