Pickles by Brian Crane for June 29, 2021

That one was pretty obvious.

as a guy, even I at times put on facial cream in order to clear my pores

No sweat. Everyone makes pore choices at times.

As a guy, I clean my pores with 100 grade sandpaper. Going for the Danny Trejo rugged look. (No disrespect intended for Danny, he’s a fine actor for the roles he plays)

Kind of a cheap shot from outta the blue.

It is not that Earl has a closed mind. It is empty.

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it ….

Get some Clearasil!

Whereas Opal will believe anything that Mary Kay tells her…

Why would Earl want rejuvenated skin?

Pot, kettle.

A fellow developed a new, all natural, facial technique that involved opening hard pores by rubbing an ear of corn on your face. He was arrested for dealing in hard-pore cornography.

Wonder what they’d look like with EYES. . .

Facials are bullcrap! Who wants to expose all the opened pores? Fallacy

This is the type of a strip an artist keeps on hand. For those times when nothing wants to appear on his pad.

I just wash my face with soap and my skin is in better condition than my wife’s.

Rich Man; Pore Man

Now, mind what you say next.

Just wash your face with LAVA soap. Works every time.

I’m married to an esthetician. I never get facials.

I think facials are more for mental health than skin health. I do think men getting facials are panty-waists. Metrosexuals? My bishop would tell these men to go eat rocks. LOL

that WAS nasty!

Shots like that roll off Earl like water off a ducks back!

“Cheap Shots” are the Earl & Opal way of doing things. It’s only funny when it’s obvious that the two people are truly nuts for each other… and these two aren’t!

With my wife I just say “ yes dear” and keep doing what I’m doing.

Point proved Opal.

Just because he can’t be bothered with all the creams and lotions Olive says he has a closed mind? I fully agree with Earl, I don’t care. Wife tells me I am starting to get bald. I do not care since I keep my hair short enough that I do not have to even bother combing it.

“You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever,” including trying out new experiences.

Well he’s only close minded about facials …

The best way to open your pores is to take a hot bath. Just don’t go outside until your pores close though.

That’s ok. Dr Pimple Popper will love getting at those comedones

“At least MY brains haven’t fallen out!!”

All women are angry.