Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 07, 2021

Heeeeere we go….

No dear it doesn’t. But the mirror sure does.

It’s fine. If you’re a rapper’s girlfriend.

And so it begins…

Think very carefully Adam!!!!!

No, the mirror does.

And that’s the true reason why they had to leave paradise.

The Tree of Knowledge of Wide and Narrow.

‘Compared to whom, dear?’

At this point, even Adam knows it’s a loaded question!

What’s wrong with that?

“No, it’s your fat @$$ that makes it look big! Deal with it!”

I propose as the correct answer to all such questions:

“[Not vainly] beauty’s hand on every part / So evidently stamped her royal seal / That, far exalted o’er the reach of art, / [Your] charms no dress can grace, and no attire conceal.”

— adapted from “Oberon” (1780-96) by Christoph Martin Wieland, canto 3, stanza 43, as translated by future president John Quincy Adams (1800).

Thus the phrase “Silence is Golden” became the law of reason.

Nope, looks just fine, come closer

More bounce to the ounce.

“Yes. Take it off.”

How Paradise was lost … for Adam.

Not at all, but try this giant Eucalyptus leaf.

Slow news day.

No, but it makes your front look fig.

If Eve looked and dressed like that, how come she ended up having only two sons?

Nothing and nobody makes your butt look big. Your butt is volunteering.

Is she Oriental? And why is it green? (I hope i don’t get in trouble with that)

That was only added by anti-human believers since they had no knowledge of their nakedness. Personally I like nude. Very comfortable my skin is.