Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 25, 2021

Wiz, that’s you new wand. It uses 4 CR2s.

Better place you order on Amazon for Prime Delivery.

It’s 2021. Use rechargeables….

Whatever happened to “B” size batteries?

Gee, I always thought that magic wands didn’t need batteries.

Wiz, just check to see if you put the batteries in backward. That could be your problem.

Alkaseltzer!

How about two of these from Fonzie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uMqmXGGzWg

You should always check the batteries before you leave home – especially if you think you might get into a wand-fight.

Here’s a list of different battery sizes:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_battery_sizes

Oh, Wiz…it clearly said “batteries not included” on the box

You would have thought Wiz would have checked his wand before the duel!

I guess that Id’s Wizard’s going barefoot is a personal choice, not a general wizard thing.

Probably used them in his tv remote.

Wow, i was thinking anti aircraft… time to turn off the History channel.

Uh oh. The Wiz is powerless. Call up the DRAGON!!

I couldn’t figure out why he was asking about Alcoholics Anonymous

Get the upgraded wand with rechargeable 18650 lithium batteries. It is more powerful and longer-lasting. Put it on the charger before you go to bed.

“Oh, Mr. Ollivander…?”

“Yes, Miss Edwards?”

“The Wizard of ID on line two…”

Don’t ask us. My family never has batteries when we need them.

Used up all yours in the first incantation?

I am very disappointed. I thought his wand was powered by magic.

This is too funny.

Actually, I have a “magic” wand that runs on AA’s it has a star that lights up with a picture of Tinker Bell, and plays a few notes of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”.It was in a mystery box I got at an estate auction. (It probably needs batteries, I haven’t had kids around to drag it out for in many years.)

Hey, Wiz, the aardvark has a double-A.

Oh — you meant batteries. Never mind! d;o)

I knew a girl once who had AAs…

Harry Potter never had this problem.

To find AAs, take twelve steps to the right.