Herman by Jim Unger for December 01, 2021

What does it sound like when he tap dances?

Looks like someone dropped an anvil on it !

I have to wear these special pants….

It would help to keep it elevated.

Nicely unmatched.

I assume little wheels come out to help you move it. Or maybe you just walk in circles a lot.

If it last more than four hours see your doctor…

open mouth insert foot. Herman must have told a whopper this time.

Even the regular clown shoes I had didn’t fit.

Oh, that’s just swell.

Door-to-door salesman?

Worst case of gout ever seen

Somewhere a clown is looking for his other shoe.

I was not paying attention for a few weeks; a few days ago, salmon, then ham, Monday was Jambalaya (ham and shrimp), then left over salmon yesterday and by the afternoon, ouch!

I remember Tom having that same affliction whenever Jerry would hit his big toe with an oversized mallet.

“Will the real Big Foot please stand up?”

Oy! Diet diet diet

I bet walking is awkward

Normally you get the boot.

“Do you ever put the wrong shoe on the wrong foot?”