Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 07, 2022

You’re looking a bit strung out.

And while you’re at it stay off Rooftops. A tribute to the great classic ’Fiddler on the Roof’

The poor bass has scoliosis, too!

Her bass has doubled

The old double basses had carbs; the new ones have fool injection.

“You may have to give up your strings and join the Wind Section.”

It’s hard to be as fit as a fiddle when you’re shaped like a double bass.

He used to be a plucky fellow but now he is rock and ROLLY POLY

There’s always room for cello.

It appears he’s all about that bass.

He needs a trip down to Georgia…

Reminds me of a classic:

-What do you call a puppy who loves the bass?

-A subwoofer …!

Do these pants make my bass look big?

At 78, I’m finding that all that youthful and middle-age exercising no longer applies.

With a hey nonny nonny and a hot cha cha

Violins never solve anything.

Do two basses (or celli) give birth to a violin?

Do two guitars give birth to a ukulele? (Whites pronounce it you-kuh-LAY-lee; Hawaiians say Ook-oo-LEH-leh.)

I’m fat as a fiddle, does that count?