You’re looking a bit strung out.
And while you’re at it stay off Rooftops. A tribute to the great classic ’Fiddler on the Roof’
The poor bass has scoliosis, too!
Her bass has doubled
The old double basses had carbs; the new ones have fool injection.
“You may have to give up your strings and join the Wind Section.”
It’s hard to be as fit as a fiddle when you’re shaped like a double bass.
He used to be a plucky fellow but now he is rock and ROLLY POLY
There’s always room for cello.
It appears he’s all about that bass.
He needs a trip down to Georgia…
Reminds me of a classic:
-What do you call a puppy who loves the bass?
-A subwoofer …!
Do these pants make my bass look big?
At 78, I’m finding that all that youthful and middle-age exercising no longer applies.
With a hey nonny nonny and a hot cha cha
Violins never solve anything.
Do two basses (or celli) give birth to a violin?
Do two guitars give birth to a ukulele? (Whites pronounce it you-kuh-LAY-lee; Hawaiians say Ook-oo-LEH-leh.)
I’m fat as a fiddle, does that count?
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Superfrog almost 3 years ago
You’re looking a bit strung out.
Copy-&-Paste almost 3 years ago
And while you’re at it stay off Rooftops. A tribute to the great classic ’Fiddler on the Roof’
Wilde Bill almost 3 years ago
The poor bass has scoliosis, too!
C almost 3 years ago
Her bass has doubled
eromlig almost 3 years ago
The old double basses had carbs; the new ones have fool injection.
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
“You may have to give up your strings and join the Wind Section.”
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT almost 3 years ago
It’s hard to be as fit as a fiddle when you’re shaped like a double bass.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
He used to be a plucky fellow but now he is rock and ROLLY POLY
moeric9 almost 3 years ago
There’s always room for cello.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It appears he’s all about that bass.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He needs a trip down to Georgia…
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
Reminds me of a classic:
-What do you call a puppy who loves the bass?
-A subwoofer …!
amaneaux almost 3 years ago
Do these pants make my bass look big?
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
At 78, I’m finding that all that youthful and middle-age exercising no longer applies.
Pedmar Premium Member almost 3 years ago
With a hey nonny nonny and a hot cha cha
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
Violins never solve anything.
spaced man spliff almost 3 years ago
Do two basses (or celli) give birth to a violin?
Do two guitars give birth to a ukulele? (Whites pronounce it you-kuh-LAY-lee; Hawaiians say Ook-oo-LEH-leh.)
vacman almost 3 years ago
I’m fat as a fiddle, does that count?