The patent was pending because they had to create the patent office first.
“Some assembly required.”
Best by 02/08/2022
“Made In China”
“Future site of Walmart”
Was it patented by Deep Thought?
For customer service call 555-1212 9AM-5PM EST.
Black Holes vs Strings over patent rights. Final judgement still pending.
That might explain why there seems to be only one…
“Wash hands thoroughly after handling.”
“Warning: the State of California has determined that this object contains cancer causing chemicals.”
“This side up.” Printed upside-down.
If the universe IS a computer simulation, shouldn’t that be a copyright instead of a patent?
“Condemned”
“Some expansion of contents may occur.”
“Limited Warrenty”
Worse: “Universe 3.4” “Patent 13426463662667623623…”
Imagine being the patent office handling the application.
Also: No Refunds or Adjustments.
Funny!
Shouldn’t Dr. Mel be seeing doodles in Tim’s school notebooks?
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Bilan almost 3 years ago
The patent was pending because they had to create the patent office first.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Some assembly required.”
Zykoic almost 3 years ago
Best by 02/08/2022
Hugh B. Hayve almost 3 years ago
“Made In China”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Future site of Walmart”
Bilan almost 3 years ago
Was it patented by Deep Thought?
tony_n_jen2003 almost 3 years ago
For customer service call 555-1212 9AM-5PM EST.
jz27wk Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Black Holes vs Strings over patent rights. Final judgement still pending.
rmercer Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That might explain why there seems to be only one…
YippiKiAyMofo almost 3 years ago
“Wash hands thoroughly after handling.”
YippiKiAyMofo almost 3 years ago
“Warning: the State of California has determined that this object contains cancer causing chemicals.”
WaitingMan almost 3 years ago
“This side up.” Printed upside-down.
[Unnamed Reader - bf182b] almost 3 years ago
If the universe IS a computer simulation, shouldn’t that be a copyright instead of a patent?
JudyAz almost 3 years ago
“Condemned”
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
“Some expansion of contents may occur.”
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
“Limited Warrenty”
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Worse: “Universe 3.4” “Patent 13426463662667623623…”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 3 years ago
Imagine being the patent office handling the application.
AndrewSihler almost 3 years ago
Also: No Refunds or Adjustments.
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Funny!
David Rickard Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Shouldn’t Dr. Mel be seeing doodles in Tim’s school notebooks?
Daeder almost 3 years ago
The PAF universe!
DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“We apologize for the inconvenience” — Thank you, Douglas Adams.