My grandfather was an immigrant from Eastern Europe, so his “geezer grunt” was to say “Ježiš Mária a Jozef”, but quietly, so as not to be rebuked by my very religious grandmother.
Yeah, my dad had one of those low rockers that he had for years, but a few years back, he started having trouble getting out of it, so we got him a rocking recliner.
Gabe Kaplan, in an episode of Welcome Back, Kotter, after getting out of bed one morning and letting out a considerable groan: “Oh no! That’s my father’s noise!”
codycab over 2 years ago
That’s a new reason not to move.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
as if Jon or Odie (or even Nermal) will bring you food from the fridge and pantry, Garfield, while you’re sitting down for eternity
Lucy Rudy over 2 years ago
I make the geezer grunt getting into the chair, too.
Imagine over 2 years ago
It’s still better making that thud sound as you fall forward out of the chair.
baddawg1989 over 2 years ago
[Foghorn Leghorn voice] I say, I say, I resemble that remark!
The Collector over 2 years ago
That time of the year is almost here Garfield. There’s no escaping it.
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
Garfield is going to have to get out of the chair eventually.
A Common 'tator over 2 years ago
Oh do I ever resemble that remark…
John Wiley Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m a groan-up, too.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 2 years ago
Followed by my knees cracking like someone playing with bubble wrap.
2AndFour over 2 years ago
This happens to all of us when we get old.
Bill The Nuke over 2 years ago
I’ve been pretty much stuck in my recliner since I broke my ankle 4 weeks ago. It’s gotten way past boring.
tom.amitai over 2 years ago
My grandfather was an immigrant from Eastern Europe, so his “geezer grunt” was to say “Ježiš Mária a Jozef”, but quietly, so as not to be rebuked by my very religious grandmother.
Clarence over 2 years ago
Unfortunately you can’t stay in the chair for the whole day, what if you need to use the restroom
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
I resemble that remark.
blakerl over 2 years ago
Who are you calling OLD!!!
SmaugtheGreat over 2 years ago
Lots of old guy jokes this week. I’m guessing his birthday is coming up?
karmakat01 over 2 years ago
well just learn to not do the grunt like a grown up kitty admitting your age…IF you can.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 2 years ago
Yes he is getting old and has a birthday in less than a week!
ChristianFilmmakerWannaBe over 2 years ago
Garfield’s turning the big 44.
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
I’m with you, Garfield. With my birthday coming up, I’m considering using a leaf blower to blow out my candles.
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
Yeah, my dad had one of those low rockers that he had for years, but a few years back, he started having trouble getting out of it, so we got him a rocking recliner.
Garfield Fan 1949 over 2 years ago
Another getting old joke, I think Jim might be feeling extra elderly this week.
brick10 over 2 years ago
Amen!
Average Garfield Reader over 2 years ago
Garfield be doin that all day.Just watch tv my guy, you getting old :)
Comic Rating: 8/10 (birthday stuff yay)
rbullfogg over 2 years ago
Yes, quit picking on me!
RLinGoComics ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #StopP2025 #StoptheUA&ILWars over 2 years ago
5 days left until Garfield’s birthday.
BlitzMcD over 2 years ago
That would be even funnier if there wasn’t so much truth to it.
sousamannd over 2 years ago
Ya, be nice folks. We don’t make those sounds because we want to… you yung’ns, yer day is coming, too.
Billavi Premium Member over 2 years ago
Fatty Grunt
BJ40 over 2 years ago
What other excuses will Garfield make, to stay in his chair ?
w16521 over 2 years ago
Garfield is not happy about turning 44.
WentHulk over 2 years ago
hahahahahaha!
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
I heard of Lazyboy chairs, but not Lazy cat chairs.
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
Gabe Kaplan, in an episode of Welcome Back, Kotter, after getting out of bed one morning and letting out a considerable groan: “Oh no! That’s my father’s noise!”
stephensteve397 Premium Member over 2 years ago
One nurse called mine old man noises.
StarBeak over 2 years ago
relatable, everything creaks and cracks.
AndyMoser over 2 years ago
The only #oldgeezer that I know is the defeated former president Fraudo Baggins. #hewhoshallbenamed :)