Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 11, 2022

Get them too excited and they’ll pop their tops before pull date.

Open your lids to new experiences!

Just can it.

That label makes her can look too big.

The black beans can said there can never be a can too big.

He’s full of beans. Still, in the last debate he made hash out of his opponent.

There’s nothing better than a can do attitude.

First Rule: “Never say can’t or cannot.”

the audience’s enthusiasm was deemed insincere.

it was canned laughter

Uncanny? The presentation seems canny to me.

Canned doo. Thanks Cee Bees.

Okay, you cheap-eats, don’t flip your lids just yet! The best is yet to come!

Can it! It’s in the can! He’s on the can! He just got canned! Canned heat, canned laughter, can o’worms…

Who knew cans played such a big role in our lives…

… time to kick this can down the road!

I wonder if they’re cannables???

A Dale Carnegie, he isn’t.

He is the seminar’s can opener.

WARNING! Don’t open those cans … they’re spam …!

They are consolidating the steel and aluminum can unions. They have lost too much power to plastics.

They open the seminar by ringing bells to celebrate their canhood. All join in the tintinnabulation.

I think I can..

The speaker is Soupy Sales.