B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 06, 2022

Jane hates snakes not spiders

I thought she had a whole set of clubs.

Those poor ants need FB repellent

She’s no Miss Muffet.

So who screamed, her or the spider? My guess, the spider.

And the last thing that spider heard, was ‘Wham!’s’ “Whacked by Club Before You Go-Go (Go-Go, Go-Go, Go-Go” – 8 legs demand 6 more Go’s, ya knows?)

Ah, finally. Me was wondering where she be just yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vudA72hibg

For nocturnal spiders, does she use a night club?

The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the fat broad’s wall.

Out came the club and turned it into paste.

Now the itsy bitsy spider is nothing more that waste.

Spider Lives Matter. So do Snake Lives Matter. Actually, ALL People’s Lives Matter no matter what some Haters would have you think. You know who you are.

The spider never knew what hit it.

I loathe spiders. The sneaky things can stay outside, but if it gets into the house, it’s a goner.

She changed her name but she hasn’t lost her delicate touch.

I don’t like spiders and snakes / And that ain’t what it takes to love me.

When she goes clubbing, something is going to die. Better it than me.

That club was so big it liquified the spider! Heebeejeebee juice! All with one wack job!

Geez, ya couldn’t have just taken it outside????

Just yesterday we had a snake covered with spiders. Jane is going to have a “smashing good time”!!!

So give him a nice Eulogy…

How does he know it’s not a snake?

One thing about ants is they always have a safe place to hide

Note that she bought the high-grade model.

It’s a good thing spiders don’t make mounds to live in. The only good spider is a dead spider. The same goes for snakes…

She used a 6-iron because a 7-iron wasn’t enough club.

Ever since visiting friends in Tahiti and seeing lizards crawling on the walls of their house, I no longer freak out about spiders

Me too…………

It ain’t easy being a spider.

Upside though is that it was a quick death….

May the mosquitos eat you alive, Jane….