Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 11, 2022

Yes. I killed it. So i’ll will have it.

Took me a minute. Thought at first look the customer was Abe Lincoln. Then I realized that was a harpoon and not the clerk holding some weird stick.

Yes, A hab a desire for that one.

From Hell’s heart I stab at thee…donut

Thanks, son. By the way, what’s your name?

Call me Ishmael…

Not just the “big white one,” The Great White One.

“Okay … this time … but next time just point or use your words.”

A ship captain that really really likes coconut with cream frosting.

Or, and episode of Extreme Hunting and Gathering Preppers.

I wondered how they got the holes in donuts.

Ooops! Sorry! I thought it was a whale of a cookie!

It is raspberry jelly filled.

Thanks for explaining that. I was stumped.

I’d’a’ thought Captain Ahab would get his coffee and doughnuts at Starbucks.

I’ll have that one or die trying.

If you must kill, at least eat what you kill.

Wow – that one took some pondering! I thought it was Lincoln at first!

He’s been at sea too long. We here on land just ask for the pastry we want.

I’d make it more worth-whale, go for the chocolate long john.

How you doing Ahab? It’s been a whale.

Ambergris scented powder?

Ahab’s identity was obvious to me, but I’ve never seen a donut that was so big, white, and hole-less.