What? No gold embossed coffee cup for only $75 more? How about a silver dollar sized coin with His image on one side and the Capitol Building on the other side for only $100 more?
At least throw in a red, white and blue lanyard braided by Little Trumpers and Trumpettes at the summer Evangelical GOPQ Summer Camp in the secure Northwest mountain retreat!
One born every minute as the 6-3 SCOTUS likes to say.
It’s a real thing. I was watching a baseball game on TV awhile back. In the front row, right behind home plate, someone was proudly wearing a “Maga King” hat. Not surprisingly, this was a game being played in Texas.
He knows he’s toast, otherwise he’d enclose his edits to the constitution he wants to make. Plus his lousy record on the midterms has really dwindled his support
I wonder if a survey was done to find out how many MAGAts that cried about inflation making it hard or impossible to pay their bills still found enough cash to contribute to a billionaire conman.
Cult members can’t see that they’re in a cult. That’s the way it’s supposed to work. They believe that they’re the free thinkers, and that everything else is brainwashed. That’s the mark of an expert con-artist.
Logically, it makes no sense to attempt to win another election when the last one was “stolen” by invisible pixies who left no evidence. This kind of solicitation is just not going to sway the invisible pixie vote.
“Democratic candidates outraised their Republican opponents — in many cases by 2 to 1 margins — in 50 of the 65 most competitive House races”
“Democrats have no trouble hauling out celebrities, from Barbra Streisand to John Legend (all of whom seem to have a remarkably similar writing style). “Matthew, I’m sure that you weren’t expecting to hear from me today,” Martin Sheen texted me, accurately, a few days ago, along with a lovely picture of his own face.”
Just a small wariang. Be careful whre you shop online. I once bought a belt pouch for my amateur radio from one of those wannabe law enforcement supply, prepper, tactical gear places. I ended up on the RNC/Trump mailing list. It took about six months of tacky replies to their surveys before they finally removed me.
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
There are plenty of Zippers out there or Trump wouldn’t stay in business.
Petercowen almost 2 years ago
“My 99% profit guarantees your Freedom!”
Alabama Al almost 2 years ago
It wouldn’t surprise me too much to learn this is an actual message from TFG to his Trumpets.
The dude from FL Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The crook is collecting contributions for a compaign that won’t happen, he announced but he has no campaign staff. So funny
braindead Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The Disciples are still sending him money.
Analysis skills.
Zesty almost 2 years ago
Already heard more than I ever wanted to about Trump’s Gold Member. Thanks a lot, Stormy.
Zesty almost 2 years ago
Becoming a Trump Gold Member could help YOU land a lucrative job in the next Trump Administration!
Newsweek, 2/20/20:Trump’s New Acting Intelligence Chief Is ‘Gold’ Member of Trump Org’s ‘Trump Card’ Loyalty Program: Report
comixbomix almost 2 years ago
It’s difficult to fathom just how much snake oil he could have sold 150 years ago…best part – he’d now be merely a footnote.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Once he gets your card number, he NEVER lets go!!
admiree2 almost 2 years ago
What? No gold embossed coffee cup for only $75 more? How about a silver dollar sized coin with His image on one side and the Capitol Building on the other side for only $100 more?
At least throw in a red, white and blue lanyard braided by Little Trumpers and Trumpettes at the summer Evangelical GOPQ Summer Camp in the secure Northwest mountain retreat!
One born every minute as the 6-3 SCOTUS likes to say.
WaitingMan almost 2 years ago
It’s a real thing. I was watching a baseball game on TV awhile back. In the front row, right behind home plate, someone was proudly wearing a “Maga King” hat. Not surprisingly, this was a game being played in Texas.
wrd2255 almost 2 years ago
These look real, like others I’ve seen on FB. Garry just has to add a few panels on either side now, and the strip writes itself.
BlueNAL almost 2 years ago
I finally FINALLY got that stuff stopped coming to me, but now having looked up the gold member/coin stuff, it’s probably going to start again.
Masterskrain almost 2 years ago
It’s amazing, but most trumpers won’t get the gag…
Havel almost 2 years ago
A grifter’s gonna grift.
cslice almost 2 years ago
It’s the grift that keeps on grifting!
Q4horse almost 2 years ago
What’s wrong? I clicked on the contribute now button and nothing happened.
njchris almost 2 years ago
What would you do or say if friend of yours proudly showed you his Official 2024 Trump Platinum VIP Diamond MAGA King Club membership card?
exitseven almost 2 years ago
Better to have 50 million small donors than one foreign adversary that you will forever be in the tank for.
mourdac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Trump ran for president in 2016 to further his brand. This is just another example of his grifting.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I prefer the SPCA. I haven’t failed to notice that “he who should not be named” doesn’t have a dog yet.
Redd Panda almost 2 years ago
Some poor souls, just don’t know when they’re being taken for a chump.
I have launched a new campaign to combat this terrible threat, and I need your help.
Send whatever $$ you can spare to the ‘’Buy Redd Panda a McLaren’’ fund today.
America is counting on us. Together we will win.
Paypal and all mayor cards accepted. Heck, pocket change is fine too.
Opps, forgot to mention, God has given my this quest and I, humbly, have accepted.
pixiekitten Premium Member almost 2 years ago
OH NO ONLY 3 MORE MINUTES LEFT ON AMERICA? I BETTER FINISH THIS COMMENT BEFORE —
Alverant almost 2 years ago
I’m sure the real letters are even more outlandish.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
So far, no trolls!! Bet they’re all busy writing checks??
Jhony-Yermo almost 2 years ago
Jim Jones, or Agent Orange, same kind of acolytes.
GaryCooper almost 2 years ago
I don’t know if this is a real Trump fundraising letter or a parody. It’s impossible to tell the difference.
garnetquinn[Unnamed Reader - d2648f] almost 2 years ago
And that’s about the size of it…sadly said the little old lady who was born during the depression.
bunrabbit99 almost 2 years ago
i just checked – these are real, not made up for the comic! suckers who contribute to these deserve to be ripped off.
babka Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Fred Rogers Estate & SNL Church Lady ought to be suing him for the subliminal effectiveness of “you are special”.
christelisbetty almost 2 years ago
Anyone remember “The Trumpy Bear”? I really, really, thought the ads were a promo for an up=coming SNL special, but nooooo.
mindjob almost 2 years ago
He knows he’s toast, otherwise he’d enclose his edits to the constitution he wants to make. Plus his lousy record on the midterms has really dwindled his support
FassEddie almost 2 years ago
Wait. Isn’t there a signed dinner plate from a McDonald’s Happy Meal? What’s cmerb gonna do?
Bruce388 almost 2 years ago
I’d sign up right now if drumpf would throw in a secret decoder ring.
FGWaiss almost 2 years ago
I wonder if a survey was done to find out how many MAGAts that cried about inflation making it hard or impossible to pay their bills still found enough cash to contribute to a billionaire conman.
ahganom almost 2 years ago
That bozo the clown signature that the Former Guy uses looks a lot like a polygraph trace.
moondog42 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Whether or not it’s a parody, it’s too much like the original for me to see this as anything other than free advertising for trump
scottartist creator almost 2 years ago
Cult members can’t see that they’re in a cult. That’s the way it’s supposed to work. They believe that they’re the free thinkers, and that everything else is brainwashed. That’s the mark of an expert con-artist.
scottartist creator almost 2 years ago
All this from the guy who didn’t need anyone’s money. He would totally self-finance his own campaign! The beauty of him is that he’s very rich.
rs0204 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
As far as the trump donors are concerned, you can’t fix stupid.
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
Hmm, I thought Mike Myers played the part of “Goldmember”…
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
“Never give a sucker an even break. Never smarten up a chump. Always count your change before leaving the window.”—William Claude Dukenfield
stamps almost 2 years ago
Sadly, many will fall for this. As P.T. Barnum once didn’t say….
Dragoncat almost 2 years ago
A timer… on a sheet of paper? What will they think of next?
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
Logically, it makes no sense to attempt to win another election when the last one was “stolen” by invisible pixies who left no evidence. This kind of solicitation is just not going to sway the invisible pixie vote.
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 2 years ago
Act now and be guaranteed a free piece of the Constitution, once Trump shreds it to ensure he gets absolute power!
Bob Blumenfeld almost 2 years ago
I love that “Absolutely free with your continuing contributions.” Typical scam verbiage.
Raging Moderate almost 2 years ago
Is this even parody or sarcasm anymore?
leons1701 almost 2 years ago
Scariest thing is I can’t be 100% certain the letter is fake. Cause I’ve seen a fair number of Trump letters and he’s nailed the style pretty well.
Wlly Blly almost 2 years ago
True suckers can be milked over and over.
ZBicyclist Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Instead of President, we should just declare Trump a Nigerian prince.
Rand al'Thor almost 2 years ago
https://secure.actblue.Com/donate/ads-210223-evergreen-dd-search?refcode=ads_search_21n009_211201_dd_us_donate%20to%20democrats_ad2&gclid=Cj0KCQiAnNacBhDvARIsABnDa6-6t7J6sJu_sEqbZGi_xv_2b6Fdq8HNjGop0tNkWlWFcEU8-EUKg5gaAookEALw_wcB
“Democratic candidates outraised their Republican opponents — in many cases by 2 to 1 margins — in 50 of the 65 most competitive House races”
“Democrats have no trouble hauling out celebrities, from Barbra Streisand to John Legend (all of whom seem to have a remarkably similar writing style). “Matthew, I’m sure that you weren’t expecting to hear from me today,” Martin Sheen texted me, accurately, a few days ago, along with a lovely picture of his own face.”
“But Trump!”
Good grief.
sisterea almost 2 years ago
They are not kidding you know, and people who can’t afford it are sending them every penny they can spare and some they can’t.
TexTech almost 2 years ago
Just a small wariang. Be careful whre you shop online. I once bought a belt pouch for my amateur radio from one of those wannabe law enforcement supply, prepper, tactical gear places. I ended up on the RNC/Trump mailing list. It took about six months of tacky replies to their surveys before they finally removed me.
yarnm57 almost 2 years ago
I am just starting to feel really bad for these poor duped people.
198.23.5.11 almost 2 years ago
The real joke here is somebody mistaking Zonker for a “major donor”.
jbruins84341 almost 2 years ago
Now, if DJT wants to send me a gold debit card to his account, I will listen.