Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 17, 2023

Which one of these guys am i gonna throw outta there?

Let it go. Some people are just incapable of telling the truth. They want the attention. You’re doing the right thing not giving it to them. Of course, you’d be doing even a better thing by getting them institutionalized in a mental facility….

Their dream job in Congress is kicking the can down the road, so they always have an issue to run on.

The current attitude of some Con-servative politicians these days reminds me of a quote from writer O. Henry: “Whenever he saw a dollar in another man’s hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn’t take it any other way.”

fify…..The current attitude of all politicians these days reminds me of the quote in the lobby of the IRS building: "Whenever we see a dollar in another man’s hands we don’t take it as a personal grudge, we just take it because the politicians made it legal to do so.”

Republicans welcomed him into Congress and are determined to keep him there.

Given a little time, he may rise to become the understudy of Perjury Taylor Greene.

Lying Is a form of stealing.

Take him for a ride in your boat. A long ride.

I know we need to get the politics out of money [sic], but I’m getting mixed feeling about the invasions of politics into the comics… Look what happened to Scott Adams.

(Just too hard to make “madness” and “doom” seem funny… TFG was just shown ranting in a video.)

The right never believe that their side is wrong and the left always believe they are right

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all & my 75th birthday.

Where’s Alice and her fist of death when you need her? Oh, yeah, right….

Oh Flo, hang in there. Flash in the pans seldom last long.

The investigation continues and more accomplishments have emerged. The egoist has won the Iditarod, the Boston Marathon, Indianapolis 500, the Tour de France, has a Grand Slam title and is a Triple Crown winning jockey.

Best not to kill the customer. At least not until after they’ve paid their bill, and a few service upcharges. Better to drive them off by staring at them the whole time. Make ’em uneasy.

A strange thing happened Tucker Carlson was doing his usual fake story about Yellen in 2007 saying there was no problem with something. He was calling her a liar. The clip had a 2017 tag on it and it was about something else!! How surprising!! He actually apologized because he was caught. LOL! How rare is that, not the fake stories but the apology.

I read them everyday because then I smile. That’s it, that’s all. They do not influence my view of politics an iota.

You forgot pretending to be outraged by things that don’t happen. That’s work.

This isn’t that funny, becauze there are actually politicians who think that’s their job. And, worse, they keep getting elected anyway. You would need to somehow exaggerate it to make it funny.

As one member of Congress says to the other on Wednesday afternoon “Have a nice weekend”.

The guy is a prep scout for Buttercup. He’s out there to stir up folks in a way that would make Buttercup look almost acceptable as a candidate and a human being. Gonna be a tough sell and a long 18 months.

The diner is on a pier. You don’t have to yell at him as you wrap him in chains and push him off.

Flo will have bitten her tongue in half before this customer leaves

Sometimes you CAN and should tell at the customer….Such as in this case

They do lots of work. Bailing out banks will become a full time job

Well, looking at the above comments… it sure looks like Congressman George Fabulist got this one right!! :D

“I don’t even have to go to committees and told them it was my idea.”

When you arrive at the point in time when you can can no longer distinguish between Satire(like the Onion)and Reality(the former Republican Party) you have entered the Twilight Zone.

Didn’t he just file for re-election?

The fact is, for every useless politician trolling the liberals, there is a useless politician trolling the conservatives. Neither provides much confidence.

Keeping the cell phone line clear waiting on that insider trading call is hard work. This guy is just too modest.

It would be more challenging if you used actual facts.

I bet he tries to pay with a bad check

Stats show that the actual work done by members of Congress, based on hours per day spent on their careers, is about 60-70% dialing for dollars. Thanks a heap, Citizens United!

Flo could just dump a pot of coffee on his head. That wouldn’t require any yetlling.

In the last panel, Flo seems to be channeling her inner Shatner.

Liberal: a Conservative that’s been arrestedConservative: a Liberal that’s been mugged

How absolutely?ucking true…

Libs are easily trolled. I like the sights and sounds of their pointy little heads exploding whenever they see/hear something that upsets them.

In general, it’s anyone who is not in lock-step with their ideals.

Aaaaand doing that in the wrong part of the USA!

I agree, even subtle digs into politics is unwelcome by some readers but I’ve seen it lean both ways. Non Sequitur was cut by a lot of papers because of a graphic that, if you squinted your eyes and tilted your head, looked like it may have included a very derogative comment about Trump.

First truthful thing he has said.

She’s gonna Blow any minute now.

Or, as the Whalers used to say: “Thar she blows, and Sparm at that.”

First honest thing he has said!

Used to be political humor was directed at politics and politicians in general, not an attack on one side or the other. Don’t tell me “the libs” are all a bunch of hard-working angels.

Thank you, Wiley! Thank you so much!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️