Herman by Jim Unger for April 23, 2023

OK, he can say toothpaste, so what does he want?

What’s a soup plate? A plate you put under a soup bowl? It looks like a drug store so they probably don’t have any.

“We don’t make souflés here….”

Clerk: “Why would you need ‘sluice gates’? Try Ace Hardware next door.”

“Regular soup plates, please.”

I said you’re homely too.

Does your dog bite?

This reminds me of the BRILLIANT 2 Ronnies sketch, “Four Candles”. For our overseas friends who may not know who The Two Ronnies were, they were a comedy duo; Ronnie Barker, the customer here ,and Ronnie Corbett, the shop owner shown here, who were very popular in the late 1970s and early 1980s on the BBC here in the UK. Look up more of their performances on Youtube, they are absolutely brilliant. ☺♥ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi_6SaqVQSw

I don’t have any soup plates. I do have a soup stone though.

Guy obviously doesn’t sell or wear hearing aids either.

LMAO! ☺️☺️☺️

Has anyone ever seen “Regular” flavored toothpaste?

“Where are my kumquats?!!!” (from “It’s a Gift” — W.C. Fields)

Use a megaphone…….

Ask for toothpaste instead.

“Is your hearing okay?”

" I don’t wear earrings."

“I got new hearing aids for $2,000.” “That’s quite expensive. What kind are they?” “It’s about 3 o’clock.” XD

Herman’s been talking to my mother it seems.