What do you mean “curse”? She knows exactly who to avoid. The problem she has is picking the wrong bar to go to. She needs to find somewhere with some good looking guys so she at least has a couple of options for a hookup if she chooses to go that route.
All men are jerks and all women are psychos. A real woman psychic would know that she has to find the right jerk for her. When the match is made then it’s a lifetime of her trying to make him less of a jerk and him trying to keep her psycho episodes under control.
Going to celebrate the official 50th on 5/19. For the younger crowd here, the work on both sides never ends.
Today’s comment section has an awful lot of folks offended by her opinions of others that sound like they hit maybe a wee bit too close to home (aka a bunch of snowflakes) and also too many of those who are far too willing to judge a book by its cover. No wonder there are so very many INCEL’s
I met my wife at a high school dance when we were teens. After the third date, I stopped looking. (I am not that smart. I am chalking this one up to Divine Intervention). I’ve been spared “the bar scene” and the “dating game.” Apparently I missed out on a lot of drama.
So she identifies the issues of ten guys, but there are only nine in the room. So either someone has multiple loser issues, or she’s also keying in on a ghost!
Every single loser in the bar is looking for someone younger and more attractive than this woman. They all think they can do better, even though they don’t have much to offer a woman.
Did you hear about the psychic who sued a hospital for a negligent CAT scan? She claimed she lost her psychic powers. The court of appeal overturned the judgment, saying she should have seen it coming. (bada bump).
I read a science fiction short story about the curse of telepathy when I was in junior high. Knowing what’s going on in people’s interior monologues can be boring, creepy, and sometimes scary.
Just dropping a response: There ARE real psychics and they are most certainly NOT all single or bitter millionaires. Intuition is helpful and useful in a lot more settings than those connected with making money, believe it or not. Generalizations about any part of a population are going to be incorrect for at least a part of that population, if not illogical. There will always be balance.
lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago
lol i thought she was listing her experiences with those guys lol ..then i read the punchline.
rmremail over 1 year ago
No, the ‘curse’ of anybody who tries to find a date at a singles bar
rmremail over 1 year ago
The only real psychics are single, bitter millionaires.
sirbadger over 1 year ago
If she is that talented, she wouldn’t need a bar. She could walk down the street and find somebody. She could look for somebody who doesn’t drink.
cmxx over 1 year ago
Someone else in the room read this over my shoulder and remarked, “Bunch of singles by themselves in a bar? Losers all.”
Jason Allen over 1 year ago
What do you mean “curse”? She knows exactly who to avoid. The problem she has is picking the wrong bar to go to. She needs to find somewhere with some good looking guys so she at least has a couple of options for a hookup if she chooses to go that route.
Alexander the Good Enough over 1 year ago
Honestly, she doesn’t look like such a winner herself, so she might as well wade right in…
wallylm over 1 year ago
Looks (& sounds) like Beverly Hofstadter, Leonard’s mother.
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
Problem for her is that there are no winners. The perfect man or woman is a fantasy. Everyone has a flaw or flaws.
Pick the best loser you can and be happy you have somebody.
keenanthelibrarian over 1 year ago
Cruel; cruel, but fair. Either she’s got in-built radar, or she’s been around the block a few times …
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Some say the psychic Jeane Dixon, when in a single bar could size up a man fairly quickly. She hadn’t acquired that name for no reason.
admiree2 over 1 year ago
All men are jerks and all women are psychos. A real woman psychic would know that she has to find the right jerk for her. When the match is made then it’s a lifetime of her trying to make him less of a jerk and him trying to keep her psycho episodes under control.
Going to celebrate the official 50th on 5/19. For the younger crowd here, the work on both sides never ends.
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Looks like a blessing to me.
Tradewinds309 over 1 year ago
She lists nine losers in her mind, but there are only eight male customers in the bar. She must also think the bartender is a loser.
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
If she were a real psychic she might have chosen a more likely venue than a bar whose name is shorthand for, “Hangout for the desperate.”
SavannahJim Premium Member over 1 year ago
You don’t have to be that psychic to be that right in most bars.
WickWire64 over 1 year ago
Today’s comment section has an awful lot of folks offended by her opinions of others that sound like they hit maybe a wee bit too close to home (aka a bunch of snowflakes) and also too many of those who are far too willing to judge a book by its cover. No wonder there are so very many INCEL’s
phredturner over 1 year ago
In today’s bars they’d all be sitting down staring into their phones
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
The Curse of the Single Psychic Who Has No Future.
Kidon Ha-Shomer over 1 year ago
What’s the real difference between a psychic and a psychotic?
GreenIrishEyes over 1 year ago
You don’t have to be psychic to recognize these guys.
dflak over 1 year ago
I met my wife at a high school dance when we were teens. After the third date, I stopped looking. (I am not that smart. I am chalking this one up to Divine Intervention). I’ve been spared “the bar scene” and the “dating game.” Apparently I missed out on a lot of drama.
Can't Sleep over 1 year ago
Curse? Sounds more like she’s blessed by knowing who to avoid – everyone but the bartender.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Very, very funny today. A good laugh.
Kabana_Bhoy over 1 year ago
The only thing to remember is…Develop a symbiotic relationship with the bartender & everything falls into place.
billdaviswords over 1 year ago
And yet she’d have to ask my name and what I wanted to know…
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member over 1 year ago
Beer will see you through times of no women better than women will see you through times of no beer.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
Looking for love in the wrong places. People drink to forget: who they are, where they are, and why this never worked before. :)
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Okay. Why not. I mean really. Men just glance at the B and B and decide if its worth the price of a drink to find out if she’s gonna be drama.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Try the stock market.At least you’ll be RICH and alone.
jader3rd over 1 year ago
Perhaps her judgmentalism why she’s still single.
Cozmik Cowboy over 1 year ago
So grab #7!
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
Ten descriptions, nine men, so which description is hers?
WestofthePecan Premium Member over 1 year ago
So she identifies the issues of ten guys, but there are only nine in the room. So either someone has multiple loser issues, or she’s also keying in on a ghost!
Bruce388 over 1 year ago
Curse? It’s a way to avoid wasting a lot of time.
rhpii over 1 year ago
She should know better.
viniragu over 1 year ago
Hypergamy at at it’s finest!!!
locake over 1 year ago
Every single loser in the bar is looking for someone younger and more attractive than this woman. They all think they can do better, even though they don’t have much to offer a woman.
MPR over 1 year ago
Why don’t physics win the lottery?
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
C’mon, she’s not psychic! She’s just reading their nametags!
kartis over 1 year ago
Did you hear about the psychic who sued a hospital for a negligent CAT scan? She claimed she lost her psychic powers. The court of appeal overturned the judgment, saying she should have seen it coming. (bada bump).
artjohn42 over 1 year ago
If most women (according to many men) are psychic, how did we end up over-populating the planet?
Timothy Madigan Premium Member over 1 year ago
why do i get the feeling there’s a different psychic looking at her also saying “loser”? It’s probably the bartender seeing her a the bar mirror.
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
I read a science fiction short story about the curse of telepathy when I was in junior high. Knowing what’s going on in people’s interior monologues can be boring, creepy, and sometimes scary.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
She must be picking up a psychic reading from a guy in the restroom.
chief tommy over 1 year ago
She’s including the bartender - 9 categories and only 8 patrons
gary.eddings4157 Premium Member over 1 year ago
But, didn’t she see this coming?
Intergalactic Hussy over 1 year ago
I wouldn’t call a giant time-saver a CURSE.
Jaymi Cee Premium Member over 1 year ago
Curse? Looks like a huge blessing to me.
sk2915kaiso over 1 year ago
cmerb: DC RULES!!!!
Z Blair Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just dropping a response: There ARE real psychics and they are most certainly NOT all single or bitter millionaires. Intuition is helpful and useful in a lot more settings than those connected with making money, believe it or not. Generalizations about any part of a population are going to be incorrect for at least a part of that population, if not illogical. There will always be balance.
Z Blair Premium Member over 1 year ago
Plus she listed 11 possible loser types and there are only 9 men there if you count the bartender.
Chris Sherlock over 1 year ago
Isn’t the phrase “proudly illiterate loser” a bit redundant?
daviddorais over 1 year ago
if a real psychic, why is she in a loser bar and instead very rich from winning the lottery since she knew the numbers???
jvscanlan Premium Member over 1 year ago
George Carlin: I’d hate to be bi. I’d be turned on by everyone
Duke of Omnium over 1 year ago
“Singles Depot” will be the name of the bar I open someday.
aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago
The psychic’s shop was closed due to unforeseen circumstances