Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 18, 2023

I’m going to need one of those, eventually!!

God hates Recreation I guess.

This comic raises a number of profound theological issues. And also contains a major scoop: God wore glasses!

Sunday is probably just a bed.

Sunday comes first in the sequence.

Those should be numbered. Otherwise, God recognizes a number of days named after Norse Gods.

Judging by the pill box, god isn’t/wasn’t Jewish. That’s interesting, the chosen people and all that.

He can’t remember everything….

Interesting that it starts with Monday. Usually the week starts on Sunday… at least, that’s how I like my calendars. But… it does fit with the creation in the Bible, so I guess it works. ;)

4th day, sun moon and stars.

Tomorrow he can say: “Thank Me it’s Friday!!”.

He has that Jerry Garcia look about Him

My problem with those little boxes is that the days marked on them fail to align with my calendar—or vice versa.

what’s that thumping sound coming from the comments section?

Where’s the blasphemy guy?

Sn should be MT, that’s his day off…

Sacrilegious, I would say.

I wonder what kinds of pills God takes on Sunday? Probably something to help Him rest.

God gave us all a sense of humor as we are made in His image. All these comments are far too serious. Proverbs 18:22 A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones. This is one of several scripture verses that demonstrate that The Good Lord wants us to be happy! He has given each one of us a free will to choose life or death. Choose life!