B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 05, 2023

hope you had your last meal dude

Hey, if it helps with the pain in my leg, I’ll try anything!

If you survive it, you will be great.

Yikes . . . that would send a bolt of fear to your brain !

Go for it, Jane!

“I wanted a deep tissue massage, not a meat tenderizer!”

Will she be able to pound out the knot in his back? Or will she pound him elsewhere so that he won’t notice the knot in his back anymore?

Doesn’t Grace usually pound snakes with that club?

My physiotherapist used to use his elbow.

Gesundheit!

That’s not a club, it’s a pterodactyl drumstick.

I strongly suggest that you leave, lie down on your back, pull your legs up to your chest, and rock back and forth. It’s just as effective, costs less, and doesn’t involve broken bones.

He feels better already. Great, in fact.

Just to see that look of shock and impending (or impounding) doom!

Side hustle…..

How deep are we talking here?

Massages hurt. The best way to tense me up is to tell me we have a spa appointment for massages. …ugh.

I’ve heard about chiropractic guys cracking your back, but I had no idea it was this scary.

She tends to rub people the wrong way.

He wants his pain relieved not intensified!

Are you sure it’s that deep?

Mommmmy!

No, it’s okay, I feel much better now.

And it will only cost an arm and a leg

isn’t there some adage about the cure being worse than the complaint?

Shouldn’t he be lying on his stomach if he wants a lower back massage?

Hopefully, she’ll use it as a rolling pin.

“You lucky man, you!”

She charges extra to walk on your back

If he’s still laying their when she gets closer – he really has a problem

Who’s Grace?

If you roll over, we’ll mark the problem area with the snakes of healing.

Oh, she is the cure alright. Oh, the pain, THE PAIN!

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So she is Swedish, I thought so…

What ever doesn’t kill you makes you wish you were dead!

Nothing like a job that pays you to do something you’d do for free……

Puts a whole new light on her relationship with the snake . . .

Reminds me of the old “MAKEUP!” sketch.