Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 02, 2023

Lets get ready to rumble!!! lol Is Kip a moron? He should not have brought Tiff there!

I can only think that Kip is wanting a fight so he can break up with Stef.

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Is this continued on Monday or do they torture us for a few weeks?? LOL

Wee! Wee! Wee!   all the way home

Called it, baggage carousel cat fight!

Let the fireworks begin! (On Monday).

Strategic error.

Security to Baggage Carousel “B”!

What do you want to ‘bet’ that on Monday, we’re suddenly back with the ‘Gunther, where’s Bets?’ situation?

assault in baggage claim!

Tiff would do well to get the pepper spray ready, just in case.

And definitely find someone else to share a dorm room with. If not commute from home this semester.

Oh and Tiff?

Wanna drive Stef completely over the edge?

Just tell Stef that Kip is staying with you at the manse this semester to save money. ;-)

Kip did this on purpose. He knew bringing Tiff would rile up Stef after all her drama of Tiff staying in her Manse and Kip in the pool house and no peeking from Tiff. And Stef, oddly, doesn’t appear surprised to see Tiff.

This is stupid. He’s dating a jealous woman, and he shows up to pick her up after a long separation with another woman in tow? Nobody is that clueless. Bad writing.

And, what, don’t GnK fly anymore? Nobody comes into baggage claim to pick up someone anymore. They pick them up at the curb.

She isn’t wearing her cheerleading uniform!

Yep. Kip did the dumb thing by bringing along Tiffany. Not. Good.

Uh oh, catfight! First, go for the bow, that’ll be -50 hit points.

“We” are not amused!

You aren’t allowed to meet arrivals at the baggage claim; they have to come out to you.

WRONG roommate?

….and THAT’S her happy look……

6 pieces of baggage or more? Does Kip Lee drive a large vehicle?

I don’t think either of them likes Kip for his intelligence.

Bets Malone is Stefani Bird’s roommate?

Tiffany could have taken a taxi to the Mansion?

After 9/11, if you are not an arriving passenger, you are not allowed in the baggage claim area unless you get a pass to go in.

Kip is a moron you don’t bring the girl who you just had dinner with to pick up Steff.

That is still an ugly dress Tiffany is wearing. You have to think this was planned because no one is stupid enough to pick up their girlfriend with another woman in a hot (if ugly) dress.

Oh good. Stef is mad…PLEASE let her stomp into wherever cheerleaders go and let us get on with this budding romance.

I think Kip is using Tiff to make a statement. In any case, Stef should get the message.

Just wait until he explains he was late because Tiff’s conversation enthralled him.

Stef’s gonna be the angry bull an Tiff’s reddish dress is the cape. Steff’s allready pawing th ground, her head’s going down an she’s gonna charge Tiff

>SNORT!<

Oops

No flowers

So Stef issues her accusatory “We”, and Tiffany responds with a demure, “Oui.”.

She brought her baggage, and I’m not talking about her luggage.

Partly Tiff’s fault…Steph is going to rip her (and him) a new one…the story arc will rest for a week…

There is a bag with the initials “S.F.” ?

The not busy restaurant must be at the airport?

Wow kip is a moron.

Oxford drives a pickup?

This situation has just reached critical mass….

What a lousy summer of stories.

Tiffany is looking calm. Next week might be a different arc.

Psycho violins

Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!

Yup. Again, we all saw this coming. Stef is gonna throw a hissy fit and Kip is (eventually) gonna be tired of her not trusting him. Won’t happen, but I’m hoping whatever argument is to come will be the straw that breaks the camel’s back for Kip. It’s clear he’s already getting weary of her attitude anyway.

She thinks he can carry all that baggage?

Spoiler alert on what is coming for Monday… “MIIIAAOOWWWW, HISSS, HISSS!!!”

what an idiot.

Stef has already recovered her immense amount of luggage, something that’s normally done in half an hour at the most. So it seems that Kip had the intelligence to choose a restaurant near the airport, or maybe even inside the airport. Stef didn’t really have to wait, but she’s still annoyed and likes Tiffany’s presence even less. She’s probably already drawing conclusions about her and Kip wearing fancy dresses. I like this tension! I wonder what Stef is able to do to make Tiffany’s life miserable. She already managed it living normally, but now she will do it, Gasp…, on purpose!

Let the games begin!

She comes with a lot of baggage in more ways than one.

They “Do” look like a nice couple in the first scene though…

Well at least now he won’t have to have the talk with her about how it’s been fun but now he’s moving on.

we have Bets out of the way , Now if we can get Sugh,Steff out of here .

Is Kip REALLY this absolutely jaw-droppingly stupid?

Oh, Steph.

You are SO dumped! See you next Tuesday!

Tif is looking straight at Stef, calm and confident. And looking great.

If you’re going to invite someone out to dinner as a thank you, you do it the day before… Not the same day you’re picking your girlfriend up at the airport, and worse yet, bring the dinner guest with you.

Hey.

Remember when Stef accused Tiff and everyone else in the quad of stealing her stupid ring a year ago?

Well, it’s pay back time.

Tiff should look Stef right in the eye and say:

“See? I didn’t “steal” your ring. I STOLE your boyfriend! Besides, I don’t know why you are so upset. Kip was a perfect gentleman the whole time he stayed with me. Until he wasn’t. (Wink, Wink, Nudge-Nudge, say no more say no more) Now, Kip and I have to run and there’s not enough room in my car for all your JUNK. But don’t fret. A friend has agreed to stop by and pick you up in her van and take you back to the campus. She should be here in about two or three weeks. And be sure to say hello to Bets for us.” ;-)

HOLY SAMSONITE!

Look at all that luggage Tiff is going to have to haul!!!

Looks like Stef needed her own baggage carousel!

And so it begins!

“Oui!”

Some men bring flowers to meet their babe at the airport, he’s bringing the flower girl.

Lone Star: Moving in??? Barf: It’s her Royal Highness’s matched luggage!

Off topic. I’ve always hated the bow on top of her head. She looks 6 years old. Acts like it, too!

I sense invisible daggers aimed at Tiff. Could make for an interesting room-mate situation if Tiff moves back into the dorm.

I wish Kip and Steph WOULD break up!

DEFCON 4. Prepare for major Steff meltdown and explosion.

cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones which, although broadly tonal, is inflected with chromatic and polytonal passages representing the archetypal example of a florid, melodramatic style without being interpreted as an overly heavy-handed metaphor within the context of the thematic material a bit on the frenetic and frantic side

Kip sure quit being so nonchalant about Steffanie. He went from putting her down at dinner to racing down the concourse to meet her! He looks worried and stressed that he was late picking her up! And why is Tiffany wearing black boy shorts under that awful dress?

And Tiffany is all dressed up for an evening out in style!

Stef is a toxic person. Cut her loose. No matter how much she acts up.

Nah. Greg will change arcs as he always does.

A very nasty breakup is coming. I just know it.

Time to say goodbye to Stef but first get one quick one then goodbye

The B*tch is back!

Kip knew it would take 3 people to carry all that luggage. I hope Tiff cheerfully pitches in as if all is normal.

Is all that baggage Stef’s?

I can’t wait for the hair pulling! Meow!

opps….

Seven pieces of luggage!! Where’s she coming from?

Nice behind…….

And look at just the corner of all that pile of luggage. I hope Kip has a truck.

Round 1! DING!

I said that Kip was a pack porter look at all that baggage! I bet she got the boot at home. Man the money she had to pay out for that baggage. Wait until Stef turns around and we see her baby bump! She may have to move in with Tiff. That may be the reason why Tiff is along for the ride?

Don’t cha’ just ❤️ Tuff❤️Tiff’s hemline, boy howdy! Sexy❤️Stef’ pockets ain’t too shabby either, whippersnappers. And, like DUH, Dippy Kippy, you tool. “We” means time for you to shuffle off to Buffalo while Tuff❤️Tiff and Hawt❤️Stef Windstar II off to Paris to hook up with….. Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel and The ❤️Eiffelettes stalking the wild Shoog Daddies wherever they may be. Don’t you lowly unworthies simply ❤️ a fantastic Ann❤️Eiffel Happy Ending™? But Skip will Strip to Skinny Dip with Pedro, Dumpster and UseLes in the spacious pool at Chateau Ann❤️Eiffel. Tune in Tomorrow for The Sunday Unconnected Interlude and then on to a new Erotic Exotic Adventures of Fabulous Ann❤️Eiffel Arc. Seriously, lowly unworthies, Be Safe out there this Labor Day weekend. Drive carefully like The Count’s and Countess’s and Ann❤️Eiffel’s lives depended upon it. It just might. However, it perplexes The Count how lowly unworthies who have never worked a day in their lives celebrate Labor Day… We know who you are and it does, indeed, make one wonder. TTFN… Count OUT!

Nice to see you, too, Stef! Judging from the pile of luggage, Kip will need a forklift and truck to haul it.. where? This does not bode well for the next semester at MU. Tiffany needs a new roomie.

Hey, everybody! She’s not dressed as a cheerleader, for once!

R.I.P. Jimmy Buffett , chief “Parrot Head”. Sorry to see you go. :-(

Why is Kip so intimidated by Steff? Are you a man or mouse? Squeak up!! ;-D

If I were Kip, I’d ditch both those bimbos. Yes, that includes Tiff.

If Tiffany has “grown” as much as everyone claims then she should have had enough self awareness to have gotten a ride home by herself and let Kip go alone to the airport to pick up Hos girlfriend. Furthermore, once she head told this wasn’t a “date” she should have changed into more casual clothing to go out to the “thank you dinner”. She has a big crush on Kip so she’s not doing any of that. She wants him to want her. But I believe Kip is using Tiffany to help him break up with Stef.

Oui – it’s We. Oh Boy … wheeee!!

Uh Oh!

SUNDAY : Shannon throws a tantrum for not having been in the strip lately!

This is one sad little triangle.

Greg n Karen are back on the well-traveled road.We won’t see the rest of the airport scene, I think, but later Tiff will hear from Kip how Stef gave him an ultimatum.

Some time later, Kip will leave Stef but will tell Tiff he is not looking for another relationship just then, and will disappear until G&K need a filler for their plot.

By the way, with all that luggage I now understand all the texts. Stef got in early and started texting Kip, she knows he’s late by him arriving after all that gear made it off the plane.

Heh, Heh, Heh…satisfying chuckle at the sight of Kip and Tiffany all dolled up and BOTH coming to pickup Stef because ( Oh MY, Kip seemed to have forgotten the time). Yeah right.

And the fun begins

Ohh this is going to be good.

That is probably a designer bag on Stef’s luggage. They often have initials. SF could stand for San Francisco, or Souffle France. Or Stef’s home town, Swamp Flats.

Kip should grow a pair and give Stef the heave ho. I did forget that they are Gen Z though.

Tiffany should be thinking, if Kip would do this to Stef. Then he would do this to me!!!

The best part is that Tiff is sexily dressed and Stef is in jeans. Check the “cat ate the canary” look on Tiff’s face!

Tiffany is providing a deadpan expression that makes Stefani…..

Oooh, you can just HEAR the icicles dripping off her voice! Somebody make popcorn…this is going to be good!

Here’s a side bet for the future: Tiffany and Stef are related, at least half-sisters.

Who could have imagined Stef would act like this?

I think Stef is going to need a U-Haul to get all of her luggage back to the dorm

Oh, dear. It appears the excrement is about to hit the rapidly-rotating air cooling device.

This won’t end well.

You can just hear the ice dripping from the word ‘we’…

Incoming!

Deal with it, Steph … It ain’t like Kip put a ring on it … GO TIFFANY !!

Says Kip, “Don’t sweat it Stef, we made it”. Tiffany adds, “Yep, we made it….in the car in the parking structure and again in the elevator to the baggage level. Oh, hi Stef, did you say something?”

Hurricane Stef has blown into town.

(SF initials) Maybe her name is not Stefani BIRD. It’s really Stefani Foghorn – like the rooster bird: Foghorn Leghorn. I don’t think he ever called anyone shug but he did have an accent.

It is clear that this is not going to end well. Chubby Tiffy and Chippy Steffi are going to make Silly Kippy very unhappy, one way or the other or both….

this should get interesting.

Seriously, why is Steph insecure about Tiff