Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 25, 2023

Probably the taxpayers.

I’ll bet Calvin will be hearing the same thing when he gets a job. Any job really.

“IF”?

Gen-Z.

The worst thing that could happen to Calvin may be getting Miss Wormwood’s job. As Bill Watterson explains, “I have a lot of sympathy for Miss Wormwood. There are signs in the strip that she smokes heavily, takes medication and is counting the years to her retirement.”

Although Calvin is currently a large part of Miss Wormwood’s unhappiness, she does have some sympathy for Calvin and sometimes tries to help him rather than just tell him off.

This comic is ahead of its time.

No, Calvin. All you have to learn is, “Do you want fries with that”?

With apologies to servers everywhere………..

The government will, Cal. They support ALL losers

There’s always CEO of some corporate giant.

The world owes you nothing, Calvin.

Calvin reminds me of SOMEbody, here… Give me a minute… I think it’s coming to me…

Just claim identification with some special group out there, then apply for the cornucopia of benefits. Plus sue people for saying the wrong pronoun or whatever. Practice a look of great pain in the mirror. Cry as soon as you see a camera or microphone. Most importantly, get together with others who are acting the same way.

It’s not Calvin’s lack of effort that is the problem. It’s that his efforts are misdirected.

0 for 2 this week, Calvin…you should quit while you’re behind…

Millennialthink.

Always liked Mrs. Wormwood.

In Cal’s case, self is a 4 letter word

How Hunter got thru 1st grade.

Get Moe to sign it.

get a government job

Be an influencer on Tik-Tok.

Move to Portland.

This boy is SO up to date!

Calvin’s luck with contracts keeps getting worse.

Miss Wormwood and Mrs Olsen need a long vacation together.

By the time Calvin is an adult, Ms Wormwood won’t be with us any more. So, no compensation from her in any case.

McDonalds will pay you as long as you can learn to mess up orders and say “the milkshake machine is broken.”

Education is NOT about getting a job, it’s about preparing to be a useful and productive member of society. (Business has perverted public education to avoid the cost of TRAINING workers)

“Calvin sure is demonstrating how (generation I don’t like) is, not how my generation which is actually reflected is.”

Democrats. Don’t worry. You will be compensated for something. All will be well.

Loopholes

Now you don’t have to show expertise in anything to graduate. Score!

Run for Congress.

Calvin’s body has shrunk to a pipe stem in panel 3.

This seems to mirror today’s society.

If you are very lucky, you might be able to sign up for scientific trials on willful ignorance. :)

Don’t worry comrade, you will be paid in rubles….but there will be deductions for breathing and sleeping at gulag.

Become a politician.

Calvin will do just fine if he attends a modern ‘woke’ university.

He can always get a “job” in the Andy Capp comic strip.

The makings of a future lawyer.

always an opening for know nothings in federal political offices- quite clear the last few days— and— these boneheads continue to get paid for doing nothing- don’t need no stinkin’ education!!!

Always Blame the other guy..No Responsibility.

I don’t have good memories of most of my grade school teachers. One ridiculed me when I said that it looked like all the continents could fit together into one piece. Another told me that dinosaurs never lived in North America. Others would dig their nails into your arms while yelling at you. Etc. etc.

Calvin,

Someone will pay if you don’t leatn anything because of your lack of attention and work. That will be you.

Ah, the School of Hard Knocks. Being able to accept responsibility before, during and after the fact is a mark of honesty and integrity.Accepting the outcome, of course, well…

Waterson saw the future!

He’ll make a bundle in Congress.

These comments today make me upset and disappointed in my fellow commentors, this had nothing to do with politics and all your ranting but you had to turn it into one big agrument amongst yourselves. Please lets keep politics and back stabbing others out of the comics, go to the politcal comics to do that.

Reminds me of some of the people who enroll in an adult education program in which I teach. I can lead them to water but I can’t make them drink. You go, Miss Wormwood!

He sounds like many Canadian students in current times.