B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 28, 2023

Where is the fun in cleaning, of the fun from cleaning.

Cleaned? What has he got to keep clean?

Doesn’t she know she is the one who is supposed to clean places? lol

Vined if I know

I thought you were scheduled for Tuesdays

The vines give it some life.

“When was the last time you weeded your living room?”

“Yesterday. They DO grow like weeds ya know.”

Why is the delorean so clean

Because its only driven from time to time

I told my wife if she cleans and does the dishes I’ll sweep the whole house. She thinks that isn’t fair…

Just because I bought a Roomba

What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?

Py-rex

What TV shows are squeaky clean?

Soap Operas

How does a pirate clean cards?

He swabs the deck.

How do you clean a pig?

Ham sanitizer.

Who keeps the ocean clean?

A mermaid!

How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?

They gargoyle.

Where did they get the money for a big cave.? Most caves you have to crawl out backwards because you can’t turn around.

Wonder what the condo assoc will have to say about his decor

Nice example of the difference between the sexes. Grown men are just little boys who love to play at heart. Whereas women’s only thoughts are to clean and take out the trash!

After your last visit.

home gym

Tarzan and Jane.

what makes you think it ain’t clean. :D

Glad to see that he didn’t hit the wall like George would have…

I was expecting more of a Johnny Wiessmuller yodeling cry as he swung.

Oh, what a feeling

when we’re dancing on the ceiling

I thought it was going to be an early joke about Christmas decorations. Sorry “Holiday decorations” for any overly sensitive and PC correctness US readers.

I don’t think cleaning will help with the problem of invasive vines

This morning. These are just unpotted plants to brighten up the place.

I want to know how he got vines growing inside the cave.

……..and mess up my rec room???

Buster Keaton’s had his drapes designed so he was able to swing from the second floor balcony to the top of the grand piano which he did when he made his entrance into parties.

He is a Caveman and it’s a cave. What is this thing cleaning all about? Don’t know what that is.

The first house plants.

He’s all play and no work!

“Well, this is another vine mess…”

“What is ‘cleaned’?”

right before he “re-decorated”

His place is being showcased on Home & Garden Television. His garden is his home or his home is his garden. Something like that.

Let him have fun Marcy!

Probably 3 vines ago …… :)

Revenge over his deceased old lady who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed a fly…

An ancestor for lord Greystoke