Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 19, 2023

Now he’s on the horns of a dilemma.

Don’t be such a coward, just moo along.

He should be happy. He’s got four stomachs. He can pig out now.

What’s his beef?

HOLY COW!!!

Did anybody else just get a banner ad for Red Bull? Sneaky AdChoices.

Ah a space cowboy eh. Lemme get me popcorns.

He’s gonna have a beef with the teleportation maker

How could someone not notice that they were sharing the (not very large) teleportation pod with a cow? I know – cartoon physics!

No problem. You’re really beefy now.

Talk about getting beefed up…

Well… at least you know that it really was an all beef hamburger!

Cows aren’t always so easy to ignore.

…this joke is milking it…

Which is it harder to ignore, the elephant in the room or the steer in the teleportation pod?

This might be the real story of how Corporal Mittens joined the crew.

Don’t have a cow. Check to see how many stomachs you have.

Did anything else transfer?

Yes. Nevermind. Moooo ladies.

Nope. Make me a minotaur rather than give me a giant fly’s head, if that’s the only two options. Anyday.

oh just a lot of bull

The face-lift option might need some adjusting…

“Ahhh, they … barbecued Kenny!”

What was he doing in such small space with a cow?

No worries. There’s a maze being built and you can be in the center of it awaiting unsuspecting travelers

Teleportation doesn’t work, so now he has to hoof it.

Holy cow!

Cliff had best fix this problem fast. There’s a lot at steak for that crewman.

Minotaur? Fly-head? Tough to choose between them.

“We’ll get it fixed in a minotaur two.”

“Didn’t notice” there was a cow in there, with him? That’s world-class not-noticing.

What an udderly ridiculous premise. I’m sure they’ll be milking this one all week…

The other guy is now a pundit on (national media organization of your choice)!

Starring in the original The Fly cured actress Patricia Owen of her insect phobia. Whenever she saw a scary-looking bug after that, she’d just think, “Oh, that’s just that nice Al Hedison in a new role.”

Now we have to ask: Was that a Cow or a Bull in there with him?

Or, OMG, a Steer?

Pasiphae was framed!