“Little Jack Horner sprained his thumb. Then Bo Peep and her sheep put everybody to sleep; her act was shear boredom. And The Cow tripped on the Moon; the Cat broke a string on its Fiddle; and the Dish unexpectedly left the Spoon, but will remain friends.”
Black Sheep is off somewhere, wool-gathering, no-one can open the four-and-twenty blackbird pie, and Georgie-Porgie had the whole female audience in tears. But Little Jack Horner was the Plum Act of the evening!
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago
The knave of hearts was a real card. And the queen, she slayed.
Little Caesar about 1 year ago
I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker….
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
“Little Jack Horner sprained his thumb. Then Bo Peep and her sheep put everybody to sleep; her act was shear boredom. And The Cow tripped on the Moon; the Cat broke a string on its Fiddle; and the Dish unexpectedly left the Spoon, but will remain friends.”
comixbomix about 1 year ago
Oh, relax – let your hair down…
gammaguy about 1 year ago
The Big Bad Wolf brought the house down? A down jacket for every member of the audience? Warm!
InTraining Premium Member about 1 year ago
Jack Daniels and Jim Beam each took a shot…!
P51Strega about 1 year ago
Mary Mary didn’t show, quite contrary to her contract.
JudyAz about 1 year ago
Jack Spratt and his wife spent the whole performance eating.
oakie817 about 1 year ago
what happened to happily ever after?
uniquename about 1 year ago
Of course, Little Red Riding Hood and the Woodsman came out a-head of the wolf.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
very funny strip and even funnier comments. Great laugh.
flemmingo about 1 year ago
Don’t get into a HUFF!
Lee26 Premium Member about 1 year ago
How does Thaves do it? Lol.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
Black Sheep is off somewhere, wool-gathering, no-one can open the four-and-twenty blackbird pie, and Georgie-Porgie had the whole female audience in tears. But Little Jack Horner was the Plum Act of the evening!
stamps about 1 year ago
Then there was the burlesque act with Old Mother Hubbard baring her “cupboard”.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 year ago
But Cinderella couldn’t get a ride home after Peter Peter took back his pumpkin shell. It made her so mad, she was out of her gourd!
Darryl Heine about 1 year ago
1990’s Sunday rerun.
norphos about 1 year ago
Very creative.