“Little Jack Horner sprained his thumb. Then Bo Peep and her sheep put everybody to sleep; her act was shear boredom. And The Cow tripped on the Moon; the Cat broke a string on its Fiddle; and the Dish unexpectedly left the Spoon, but will remain friends.”
Black Sheep is off somewhere, wool-gathering, no-one can open the four-and-twenty blackbird pie, and Georgie-Porgie had the whole female audience in tears. But Little Jack Horner was the Plum Act of the evening!
Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago
The knave of hearts was a real card. And the queen, she slayed.
Little Caesar 10 months ago
I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker….
PraiseofFolly 10 months ago
“Little Jack Horner sprained his thumb. Then Bo Peep and her sheep put everybody to sleep; her act was shear boredom. And The Cow tripped on the Moon; the Cat broke a string on its Fiddle; and the Dish unexpectedly left the Spoon, but will remain friends.”
comixbomix 10 months ago
Oh, relax – let your hair down…
gammaguy 10 months ago
The Big Bad Wolf brought the house down? A down jacket for every member of the audience? Warm!
InTraining 10 months ago
Jack Daniels and Jim Beam each took a shot…!
P51Strega 10 months ago
Mary Mary didn’t show, quite contrary to her contract.
JudyAz 10 months ago
Jack Spratt and his wife spent the whole performance eating.
oakie817 10 months ago
what happened to happily ever after?
uniquename 10 months ago
Of course, Little Red Riding Hood and the Woodsman came out a-head of the wolf.
sandpiper 10 months ago
very funny strip and even funnier comments. Great laugh.
flemmingo 10 months ago
Don’t get into a HUFF!
Lee26 Premium Member 10 months ago
How does Thaves do it? Lol.
ChessPirate 10 months ago
Black Sheep is off somewhere, wool-gathering, no-one can open the four-and-twenty blackbird pie, and Georgie-Porgie had the whole female audience in tears. But Little Jack Horner was the Plum Act of the evening!
stamps 10 months ago
Then there was the burlesque act with Old Mother Hubbard baring her “cupboard”.
The Brooklyn Accent 10 months ago
But Cinderella couldn’t get a ride home after Peter Peter took back his pumpkin shell. It made her so mad, she was out of her gourd!
Darryl Heine 10 months ago
1990’s Sunday rerun.
norphos 10 months ago
Very creative.