Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 02, 2023

Well, now we know what happened to his parrot…

Someone’s feeling a little Friskies!

Old Cat sailor?

Obviously, with that many cats, he’s going to need to open a lot of cans.

With the hook Dinner would be “The Fish you eat today slept last night in Thunder Bay”, got a ring to it does.

How does he hold both big handles of the opener and turn the small center cutting handle with just one hand? Asking for a friend…

Just look how they scratched up his leg!

Should have kept the hook, most cans today come with a pull lid.

If he wants to keep his peg leg, he might want to cover it with carpet or sisal rope.

Surprised that his peg-leg hasn’t been used as a scratching post..

“Captain can opener” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

He has yet to do the next obvious – Peg Leg changed into a Pooper Scooper!

l always wondered what you have to feed a parrot on a crummy old pirate ship.

Well, he has a built-in scratching post.

Mother always said: “a cat will put your eye out”.

Aye, could you upgrade to Swiss Army knife?

Nowadays, when almost all canned cat food comes in pop-top cans, he could have just as easily kept the hook…

He’s kitten sensible.

Aww, no grey tabbies :-/

He has traded his cat o’ nine tails for a tale of nine cats.

The tale of nine cats.

“And the cat said ‘Open that can’”…Cindy Mangsen tho I don’t know if she wrote it.

Looks like he needs a bigger… electric can opener.

For what did he pay an arm and a leg – and an eye?