Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for February 04, 2024

Instead you have a lot of mice and roaches who are stoned out of their minds. Hey, maybe the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers can be the next guest characters!

“I dropped that pill…that the doctor gave me with a prescription—at the pharmacy—the old one, the Rexall by the town septic tank…the tech was named Fannie…IT GO ROLL! Under the fridge…by Frigidaire…they make fridges, you know…hang on, I got MUCH more…”

“The pill from that prescription the doctor gave me” is generally said by people who don’t want to say “that Manny the Monster sold me from his unmarked van in the Wal-Mart parking lot.”

Why take the pill in the kitchen? Take it in the living room (bring a glass of water with you) and let it roll under the sofa for a change. Or just sit there on the carpet since it won’t roll away with carpeting.

Join the club, Pmmm.

PAM: “Tough s***, Dad.”

ED: “How did you know it was a stool softener?”

Open pharmacy? It called pharming!

On the plus side, they have the healthiest refrigerator in the neighborhood.

After sitting under the fridge for years those pills must taste like….. bleah….

Who’s this old guy?

Use the broom handle!!!!!!

Maybe if he took his pills in the bathroom instead of the kitchen…

When I shake out my pills, I always put a towel in the bathroom sink and open the bottle over it. It has saved myself dozens of pills.

Hopefully Mindy doesn’t drop one of her birth control pills back there, don’t think (re)opening a pizza restaurant, and, being preggers, would work to well.

“Under the refrigerator” is a sketchy place. I once had to take a shortcut there, and I got rolled.

That’s true enough.

Yeah, go Pmm go! Nice for her to appear to speak one of her catchphrases. As soon as she says, “What are you doing, Dad?”, the audience explodes in laughter. It’s like JJ saying, “Dynomite!”, or Arnold saying, “What you talkin’ about, Willis?”.

i bet the maytag repairman knows how to get those pills out

Got that right

Do people really consume pills that have been on the floor? Ewwww.

What do you do? Blow on it? Is there a five-second rule?

This happens to me all the time! Too many pills! Ugh!

Ironically, I just lost a pill under the fridge a little bit ago. Just an over the counter melatonin pill, though.

Tomorrow, the Shaft gets crushed when the fridge tips over while he’s trying to move it to collect all the lost pills.

If I only had a nickel for every time somebody said that…