Herman by Jim Unger for January 19, 2024

In the case of a rollover accident, behind her is better than sitting next to her.

Then there are the few who sit by the front window and are always the first ones there.

Is he calling her an old (air)bag?

I feel sorry for the bus.

And yet he’s the airbag.

“I’m a former mountain climber, and let’s just say … there’s a lot to love.”

But then you’d be covered in pooparoonie.

One of the biggest and most mobile air bags ever.

The Original Air Bag! Yours from Ronco! Set it, and forget it!

Aren’t you afraid that you might get rear ended?

The bus should follow behind her.

Safety first!

SNL skit in which car air bags were giant bags of Jiffy popcorn which deployed on impact. Great idea, munch while you wait for assistance.

I’m reminded by the comments that today is National Popcorn Day. (For what its worth ;-D)

Smart move!

I mean, he’s not wrong. I’m a crash investigator and I’ve actually seen seatbelted front seat occupants killed by unbelted rear seat occupants who basically used them as an airbag.

One final act of goodness on her part.

If she sits by the door, she’ll save everybody else from being sucked out of the plane

Very wise indeed. Might want to use that same logic if you ever travel together on a plane……

Poor guy is just a tiny little wimpy sort of fellow.

So you found a use for her.

what a sweet talker!

He might get lost between the cheeks if he sits behind that behind.

Airbag and windbag…2 for 1!