Pickles by Brian Crane for March 14, 2024

She could also ask his pant size.

Sorry Opal. Earl has reposable thumbs. It wouldn’t stay on.

Does the pet store sell them in Earl-size?

I know they have those for women, but those work with "for, not “to”. I don’t want to get into to much detail, as this is a family site.

Opal, the vibrating collar may not be up to the task. A shock collar maybe…Just had an image of family hooked to shock collars, in the psychiatrist’s office in an early Simpsons.

Had an image of one of Barney’s girlfriends from ‘How I Met Your Mother’, gave Barney a shock collar but did not put around his neck.

Like commented above, Opal would defiantly rather have the shocking collar, I can picture her smiling with glee every time she pushed the button!

Until Opal thought “Hmm” it was a lovely strip. Then it went down like water in the Niagara Falls.

When Earl finds out why she asked him that, he will be shocked.

I think Opal wants a way she can get Earl to buzz off.

When Earl got married, he inherited a driver helper. When Flo got married, she inherited a kitchen helper.

She doesn’t need to ask him…the next time she does his laundry, she should just look at the size shirt that he wears…

And when I push this button, it shocks him.

EARL’S NOT DEAF..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- HELLO…??!!!!!

Just have Earl store his phone in his codpiece. ;-}

They have a module that shocks as well.

Could see that one coming…

That’s OPposable thumbs, y’all!

That is a giant refrigerator. Their graphics software has no awareness of perspective.

Opal reminds me of my mother-in-law. Always looking for ways to control and manipulate others. I have learned to just stay out of her way.

Uh-oh…..look out,earl…..RUN‼️

Evidently.. so I’ve read, they make those for ladies to make them come as well.

This is why we have to wear vibrating neckties at work.

Poor dog might as well be under house arrest.

Opal, don’t even think……….

Don’t forget the leash.

Wouldn’t work when my cat went deaf. He always ignored me.

Maybe a vibrating belt instead. Cut down on the refrigerator raids.

16 – 16½ nowadays … during my career it was 15 -15½ … not another shock collar?

Maybe she should look for a better mate—and if she finds one, I’ll eat my hat.

You can bet Earl’s collar size is MUCH smaller then Opal’s waist size.

could always try one a them retractable dog leashes, Opal…

That is one B I G refrigerator!