Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 15, 2024

Wiley lions. Only one is smiling, so they must be new at this.

Yes, it will work out fine – fine dining at the arena tonight.

The lions are the mane attraction!

The best option is both.

Maybe you can convince them that you’re Buddhist.

It worked out fine for Daniel.

I got the salt, you got the pepper?

Here kitty-kitty…

It might be fine for ponytail guy if he can outrun bald guy -depends on how much lions have already eaten and how they feel about hair in their foodl

Just another column-seeum of “In the Lyon’s Den.”

To be fair, those lions look adorable!

As Spanky said in our gang movies "Don’t eat me, my mom says I’m spoiled! "

Blind optimism, maybe. An optimist can read the room and decide they’ll do better elsewhere.

Being eaten is bad enough, but to make things even worse, the lions will first play with their food.

I think he’s “Lion!”

“…it’s only bluster and I only need to run faster than you.”

Voter at a rally for Buttercup trying to convince himself.

I’m thinking they’ll end up as a brown pile on the ground.

Hey, I love you guys. King and queen of the jungle for sure. Your coloring is beautiful. So picturesque. You 2 are my favorite….

Definite political comment!

Everything will work out fine, as long as you go first.

I will just wait here until the lions have finished their dinner and take a nice nap.

Those look like Daniel’s thigh bones!

The optimist sees the lions as half full

“Here kitty, kitty. Nice kitty.”

One of the most disappointing decision in Hollywood history—-Harpo Marx was supposed to star in a film of ANDROCLES AND THE LION but they didn’t th ink he’d “draw” without his brothers.

The role went to a pre-MR>ED Alan Young

MOE: “Why can’t we throw people to the lions?”

CURLY: “Because there are no bones in ice cream!”

Cover yourself with ghost peppers!?

“let’s see…a male lion, a lioness, and a…kitty cat??…you take the two big ones, I’ll take on the kitty!”

Tell them you are from Detroit, and you’re their biggest fans.

Tell them that you’re a lamb and that lions are supposed to lay down with lambs,

Are you not entertained !

At least it was quick.

Outtake from Bill and Ted’s Not-So-Excellent Adventure.

“But look at the bones!”

Candide & Pangloss

“Let me know how it goes.”

I’ve never been that good at reading a room. But Even I can figure out this one’s gonna be a hard sell.

“Well, this ain’t no Roman Holiday if you ask me”

Going into harm’s way .. and they know it. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst (if you can).

Hi, kids. I’ll be your substitute teacher today.