Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 22, 2024

Pick one of your toes, Boopsie!

Play it safe, something that doesn’t show!

Go for the spleen, Boops. Who knows what a spleen even does?

her hair!

Looks like we’re back to where BD wears that stupid helmet 24/7.

“What body part would you sacrifice to win?”

My mustache.

It only says body part. It doesn’t say it has to be one of hers.

Dunno. Where is it?

One hair.

brought to you by immigrant Mark Burnett who started The Apprentice when Putin suggested he feature orange rapist, having turned him down re. a reality show about Russian oligarchs.

Googled the show…46 seasons. Jeez Louise, Gilligan’s Island only had 3 seasons. “Hey Skipper!”

I wonder how many uncircumcised men would volunteer to give up their foreskin. Not many? And yet here in America, we go ahead and make that choice for most newborn boys.

They don’t play around on Survivor

Apparently it has something to do with filtering the blood. I have a blood disorder and they did an ultrasound of my spleen to see if it caused swelling to it. It’s checked every once in a while, although the hematologist listens to it every visit. More than you wanted to know, eh?

I’d like to see a Survivor Season consisting ONLY of of former contestants who had to be medi-vac’ed off the island. Like the gal who went overboard on one of the slides and fell a good distance. Or that season in Thailand where some of the contestants had such severely infected bug bites, I wondered if they were going to keep their all of their extremities.

“My ’friend’s’ ear”

Yep, that’s the way it really goes.

Wow, 2024 and this piece of junk is still on the air. Proof that wanna be pretty people still try to make it in front of the camera and most of all that we suck it up and will believe anything. Happy Monday Folks ! ;-)

Shylock would say a pound of flesh – from wherever you like.

Hey,BD’s the big he-man—-he should be chomping at the bit to get on that show.

Who will rid me of this annoying unreality television??

Boops would be a better fit for Naked and Afraid

Never cared for Survivor, reminded me too much of high school cliches. However, Amazing Race was an interesting show during the first few seasons.

I’m surprised it’s not a top ten list question.