Close to Home by John McPherson for April 24, 2024

But, but, I don’t have any tattoos!

Eww, Superman — cringy!

He does look like he is in his later years, alright.

That’s hardly a TSA uniform.

All those years under the yellow sun have really aged him. To be fair, he’s should be around 110.

Thank goodness I wore my led panties.

His first choice was to work at Spaceport America near Las Cruces, New Mexico.

He’s super old!

Shouldn’t SuperGirl be checking women? Just asking…

… that and startin’ BBQ fires!

You know… the heat vision thing… and startin’ fires with it…

Ahh never mind!

Obviously this is fiction. TSA line is way too short.

Looks like he got too close to some Kryptonite.

Mr. Big just can’t hide his pistol when Superman is on the job..

Superman, you haven’t taken care of your teeth.

put on a little weight, poor guy…

You picked an excellent spot, Bleeb! Have a great day!!

He also perform a service, “You might want to get inflammation in your left knee checked out”.

I guess his eye site might be failing!

Some of the things he’s seen are XRay-ted.

Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s Superman! Well, now, more like Supperman.

Of couse, if he could see through the dress, he would see through a tattoo, unless she got a heavy-metal (no not music) tattoo and was dying from it.

He goes home and doesn’t become Clark Kent. He becomes Ray Milland.

From being mistaken for a plane to now working with one