Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 13, 2024

what is the contrition? i am not getting this one …

… That it creates a valuable job opening at the top?

Is ‘paper trail’ still relevant in the electronic era?

I believe the “corporate” contrition means the regret of getting caught and how to avoid it. Rather than real contrition.

Reminds me of somebody on trial right now… If only he could have resisted that urge to cheat somebody.

Today’s agenda: “Just how much is a Leavenworth?”

I wonder if this is what tRump thinks prison will be like? Ever the business man.

So, they all need to shut down their devices and put away their pencils, pens

Weiselburg and Cohen left detailed notes describing the business fraud they and Trump committed. Two of them have already served jail time, one fed, one state.

But MAGAts believe there was NO crime committed.

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Analysis skills.

Some orange bald idiot wearing a wig left a very damming paper trail. Makes the Nixon tapes look like the work of an amateur.

Mea maximum security culpa.

Once bitten, twice shy; I guess you can always delete your emails …

WOW, Google: Trump paper trail

YouTube: Paper trail to jail? Trump loses mistrial bid and braces as D.A. about to ‘rest case’

Corporate Rule #1: it’s only a crime if you get caught

What, no donuts!?

It was once thought that increased use of computers would lead to a more nearly paperless world. Hasn’t happened. But tracking correspondence and illegal input is much easier, because most entries remain in a file somewhere forever. With the advent of AI nothing will be hidden.

Buttercup’s trail is littered with paper evidence. His own writings, notes of aides and sycophants, top secret documents, and files from all the lawyers he bamboozled with promises of payments never made. He just couldn’t flush fast enough. Would take a really big plumber’s helper to get him out of that bottleneck.

Don’t sign the checks yourself.

The standards of “justice” in America.

The Democrats case – Multiple Grand Juries in four states have found enough evidence based on documents, videos, audio recordings, the testimony of Repuglicans the Reality Show Con Artist HIRED and his OWN words to hand down 91 indictments to him and others to nearly a dozen collaborators, four of which have already pleaded guilty.

The Repuglican case – Those Russian and Chinese spies said President Biden committed a crime.

Yet the MSM still “both sides” every issue……

Yup. In trump’s words “…can we give her cash?”

“Is you taking notes on a criminal conspiracy? What are you thinking man!”

—Stringer Bell

He should be giving a lesson on how to erase hard drives

They rarely go to jail.

They’re still leaving a paper trail.

Kudos to the colorist.

T-rump in 2025

tRumps new campaign song……………

They say our love is taboo,

that what we’re doing is wrong.

But I don’t care what they say,

’cause my love is so strong.

They tell us we should be ashamed,

we’re not husband and wife.

But I cherish each moment with you,

I’m so glad you’re in my life.

You’re my prison b**ch, my prison b**ch.

you’re not like other men

I’m glad we share a prison cell,

when lights go out at ten

I can’t escape the way I feel, now that would be a crime.

As long as I am doing you,

I don’t mind doing time.

Cause your my prison b**ch, my prison b**ch.

And I have no regrets.

I got you for a candy bar, and a pack of cigarettes.

At first you were resistant, but now you are my friend,

I knew that I would get you in the end

Prison b**ch, prison b**ch.

I guess that you were sent from up above.

Prison b**ch, prison b**ch.

And now you are my prisoner of love.

I’m your prison b**ch, your prison b**ch.

And you’re a sex machine.

I only have but one request, how ’bout some vaseline.

I’m tired of this prison cell, I need to get away.

They sentenced me to seven years,

not seven times a day.

I’m your prison b**ch, your prison b**ch.

You nymphomaniac, I really hate these knockers,

that you’ve tattooed on my back.

I thought that I could break away, but now I’m losing hope.

And God I’m tired of picking up the soap

Prison b**ch, prison b**ch.

Turn out the lights ’cause I can hardly wait.

Prison b**ch, prison b**ch.

When I get out, I’m ready to go straight.

You’re my prison b**ch, my prison b**ch.

I’ll never say good-bye.

You’re not like all the others,

too bad they had to die.

On second thought, I think I’ll stay if you want me to,

your prison b**ch is never leaving you.

At first you were my cell mate,

but now you’re my soul mate.

So come here bab

Now imagine that, but with Secret Service Agents on both sides of the glass…

“…And have your Patsy already lined up and ready to go…”

Rik Scott is very familiar with all of this. He plead “too stupid to have known”.

I’m a gonna go out on a limb here. trump will be found guilty of sumthin’. Expect a fine or 8 hours of community service (he could just shut up for a day) or some foolishness.

Vonschitzenpantz does seem to be more un-normal than usual lately. Did he say a fictional cannibal was a good guy?

The only time I worry about leaving a paper trail is when I leave the bathroom.

Actually true. Boss of place I worked for a while was in for fraud, they held board meeting in visiting room

Lesson learned: Not the one about “don’t be a crook” but rather “don’t leave evidence of how crooked you are”.

The paper trail that Disaster Pumpkin should be most worried about are the many boxes of top-secret official documents he had in his foreign-agent display case at Merde-a-Lardo, but thanks to Aileen Cannon we may never hear more about them in a court of law.

If Trump wins, this will be his cabinet meetings!

Who is the one in jail, the CEO or the rest of the board?

And since we have a valuable lesson we will monetize it and sell really annoying adds.

The meeting will now come to disorder….

In the (bowdlerized) words of Stringer Bell, Motherclucker, are you taking notes on a clucking criminal conspiracy?

Would that lesson be, make sure the trail leads to a convenient scapegoat?

“Corporate contrition” = oxymoron.

Trump?