B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 08, 2024

She’s not that aroused.

Wonder why the female does that literally?

I love today’s punchline by a praying mantis arguing with his praying womantis.

She won’t bite his head off (or cry) over it (= the spilled milk or whatever it is). She’ll bite his head off after he “spills” his sperm in her.

What do you call an insect who’s good in bed?

A slaying mantis.

Me and some buddies rented a cabin last week. The plants by the porch attracted a lot of monarch butterflies. As we were watching them a Praying Mantis grabs a hold of one. As we watched the butterfly thrash around in odd quiet reverence I said, “Well, I guess it’s an Answered Prayer Mantis now”.

What do you call a religious grasshopper?

A preying mantis.

He doesn’t have a prayer.

“What’s for dinner honey”? “Uh, you”

imagine if human females did the same thing, the dating scene would sure be different

When they talk about “Headcounts”, they mean it!

Well, under it is a long way down.

Somebody please clue me in. I don’t get it.

Did ask nice…..but I don’t think it is going to happen!!!!

He’s just stalling off the inevitable.

First you must give her a package. And, admit, it’s a solution to your eating the kids.

So that’s where that expression came from!

The female would be at least twice the male’s size.

One can but hope.

I should have bit off a few heads!

need to do more than that to get your head chewed off …

Old mantis adage: don’t prey over spilled milk!

Brings to mind the tail of the Frog and the Scorpion … The Scorpion wanted to cross the river and asked the Frog if it could carry it on it’s back. The Frog declined, fearing the Scorpion would sting him and they’d drown. The Scorpion said he would not sting the Frog. Half the way across, the Scorpion stung the Frog … Just before they drowned together, the Frog asked “WHY?!” … The Scorpion replied “It’s in my nature …”

Seems odd in the B.C. comic.

She does that when she is in the mood for hanky panky.