Herman by Jim Unger for May 22, 2024

Humor in Finland.

If you see a small fin, tell children to leave the water.

…if you still can.

So be sure to wear your glasses.

Don’t worry it’s just a tuna fish. A very large, very hungry tuna fish….

The Ocean is the sharks house, don’t go in there !

Quickly!!!

If only Amity Island had shown such wisdom.

“Fins to the left, fins to the right, and you’re the only bait in town”. RIP, JB.

If you see a large fin leave the water what? What am I supposed to do if I see a large fin leave the water?

Sunfish are often mistaken for sharks.

Rubbish, I wait for “The Music”

Right after Jaws came out, a friend and I were out on inflatable rafts and a fin cut through the water. We immediately started paddling as fast as we could. It was a dolphin. I may have peed a little.

If he sees a large fin coming in his direction, I figure he’ll leave more than water on the way out.

If you see an extra large fin in the water – it may be your FIN….ISH!

Been there, done it

If I saw a fin in the sand, I’d pick it up.

Alex, I’ll take “Signs that Are Not Needed” for $500.

If you see said fin, you’re too close already.

“If you need this sign to tell you what to do, you might be a contestant on “Signs for Dummies”.. apologies for paraphrasing Jeff Foxworthy.

It’s Hanno Möttölä! Run!!

Funny stuff……

Sign for today’s generation.

For every 100 million sharks killed per year, about six to eight humans are killed by sharks each year.

Sharks are being killed at a faster rate than they can reproduce. Mostly due to popularity of shark fin soup in China and other Asian countries.

Sharks are an essential part of a healthy ocean environment. And your chances of being killed by one are so low as to be non-existent for all practical purposes.

In fine print at the bottom of the sign, it says, Topeka, KS Parks and Recreation Dept…

Simple advice is often good advice.

He probably will leave water, especially if it’s close.

♬♪ Come all without, come all within /

You’ll not see nothing like the Mighty Fin ♫♩

“Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear, and he shows them, pearly white….”

I’m not sure Charles Darwin would approve of that sign.