Is it just me, or do the 69-year-old Cindy Summers/Winkerbean/Jarre’s facial features look totally flattened against the front of her skull in Panel Two?
Yeah, right, Mason Jaw, you hate the franchise that made you more than a G-list actor in movies that appear on channels with four-digit numbers, but you’d totally inflict your character’s name on your son. Or, worse, the name of Marianne Withered’s character on your jealous wife’s daughter.
Although we aren’t shown the entire sign, we are BLUDGEONED OVER THE HEAD AGAIN with a reminder that this garbage is about “STARBUCK JONES III: THE RISE OF THE BANDELORIANS”! Starring Mason Jarre Jarre Stinks!
Masone: If it’s a boy, either Thomas, Eric, Daniel, Stephan, Addison, Chester, Joseph, Frank, Nicholas, Terry, Lincoln, Brian, Richard, Charles, Gerry, or John. If it’s a girl, then Catherine, Heather, Olivia, Angel, Alexandria, Karen, June, Marianne, Holly or Jessica.
J.J. O'Malley 11 days ago
Is it just me, or do the 69-year-old Cindy Summers/Winkerbean/Jarre’s facial features look totally flattened against the front of her skull in Panel Two?
Oh, and also…EEENNNNNDDD!!!
Bill Thompson 11 days ago
Yeah, right, Mason Jaw, you hate the franchise that made you more than a G-list actor in movies that appear on channels with four-digit numbers, but you’d totally inflict your character’s name on your son. Or, worse, the name of Marianne Withered’s character on your jealous wife’s daughter.
Bill Thompson 11 days ago
“Or alien names? Or gender-irrelevant names? Or are just going to whistle and say ’Here, puppy!”
billsplut 11 days ago
“…Because those are our Safe Words!” By “Batuik and DAVIS.” What does John Byrne think about that art, Davis?
Bill Thompson 11 days ago
I love the way the Starbuck Jones image stares at Mason Jaw. He’s thinking “What a dörk!”
Gent 11 days ago
It’s called naming!
Argythree 11 days ago
Yawnnnnnn…where’s Crankyawnnnn….
Doctor Toon 11 days ago
How about Tom or Dan for boys?
Funky is also already taken
French Persons Premium Member 11 days ago
I wish I had my own Air Wing of B-2, B-21 and B-52 Bombers so I could carpet-bomb the whole place and reduce Centerville to smoldering ashes..
sueb1863 11 days ago
“And how is it that you can be pregnant when you’re almost 70 years old?”
Trespassers W 10 days ago
“I was thinking of names that were popular when I was a young girl. Names like Prunella or Hezekiah.”
Just_Karl 10 days ago
Which “Starbuck” did you like better: Dirk Benedict or Katee Sackhoff?
puddleglum1066 10 days ago
For some reason, GC is showing me a blank gray rectangle where the comic should be.
Not that I am complaining.
Irish53 10 days ago
How about “kid of dumb and dumber”?
Cabbage Jack 10 days ago
A challenge: to all “fans” of Funky Winkerbean – what about this particular comic is funny, enjoyable, clever, or worthy of any sort of praise?
fourteenpeeves 10 days ago
the circumstances of the birth will dictate the name.
In FOR BETTER OR FOR WORsE, they named the kid “April” because of HOW she got into t he world….
be ware of eve hill 10 days ago
Tune in tomorrow when the ET reporter asks Masone, “If you were a tree, what tree would you like to be?”
(begin sarcasm) Thanks for sharing this with us, Tom. It has been… um… a real pleasure to read. You’re a real… um… interesting guy. (end sarcasm)
lemonbaskt 10 days ago
maybe the popcorn will cause food poisoning
Mopman 10 days ago
Hey, Cindy got to speak today. I mean, it was just one sentence to set up a man for the “punchline”, but still, more than she’s gotten in a month.
Curious about her looks. Did TimeMop© take her into the future and get her brain transplanted into a 30-year-old body? Only possible explanation.
Out of the Past 10 days ago
Can’t copyright a name, says Mr. Starbuck from Moby Dick.
Daltongang Premium Member 10 days ago
Hate to tell you, but Moon Unit and Dweezil have already been taken as well by another space head.
JPuzzleWhiz 10 days ago
Although we aren’t shown the entire sign, we are BLUDGEONED OVER THE HEAD AGAIN with a reminder that this garbage is about “STARBUCK JONES III: THE RISE OF THE BANDELORIANS”! Starring Mason Jarre Jarre Stinks!
cmjackson4 10 days ago
When are we ever going to see some Crankshaft comics. These story line lately are like a root canal. Not worth reading anymore.
McPurc 10 days ago
Anyone named their kid Nevidia yet? Guess that could go for either gender.
kathleenhicks62 10 days ago
The whole thing is flat. . . .
eced52 10 days ago
Cindy; “they still wouldn’t be”.
Bill Thompson 10 days ago
Hey, Mason, what about “Starbrick?”
csroberto2854 10 days ago
Reporter: What are you naming the kid?
Masone: If it’s a boy, either Thomas, Eric, Daniel, Stephan, Addison, Chester, Joseph, Frank, Nicholas, Terry, Lincoln, Brian, Richard, Charles, Gerry, or John. If it’s a girl, then Catherine, Heather, Olivia, Angel, Alexandria, Karen, June, Marianne, Holly or Jessica.
Surly Squirrel Premium Member 10 days ago
After killing his comic strip, the least you can do is name the kid ‘Ed’ after Crankshaft.
Alternates: How about “Xenon the Starslayer”? “The Inedible Pulp”? The subterranean? Atomic Ape? Zanzibar?
Call her “Interchangeable Blonde #5” if it’s a girl.
Brian Perler Premium Member 10 days ago
“If it’s a boy, Les. If it’s a girl, Les. Also, we’ll be giving the child away to a local resident.”