Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 07, 2024

Sam Bankman – Fried

No great loss to the world

CEO vs. the Volcano

Is there room in the volcano for a Stable Genius?

Is it too early to add some AI moguls?

What a horrible thing to do to a volcano.

Oh, what the hecatomb! Better than wasting 100 good bulls.

Justified.

I hope they get their money’s worth.

And for the Saturday Matinee – oligarchs?

So it’s not ok to dupe folks out of their lifelong savings? Geesh, what’s next?

“As someday it may happen that a victim must be found, I’ve got a little list.”

You’re going to lava this one!

How long has it been since you watched a good old fashioned human sacrifice? Too long, you say? Well, watch this:

www.Youtube.Com/watch?v=AaekeLfeVX4

I’m not sure whether they’re trying to please their volcano gods or anger them.

Did they run out of lawyers and pols?

Add Hedge Fund to the mix!!!!!

But what if you anger the volcano?

Do the hedge fund guys next

Keep loading. God of volcano will say “When”.

Next we go for the PEC’s.

What a burn!

A lot more fat to nourish the gods than what is commonly found on a virgin. But, why did they only sacrifice female virgins?

Works for me.

It is rumored that the Biden administration wants to go “crypto currency “

Make that a “really great” idea.

True that

thanks Wiley

Be very careful!! You could end up by angering the gods rather than appease them. However, in the case of a volcano, it would be difficult to tell the difference.

Wouldn’t the gods have specified a worthy sacrifice?

Goes to show the value of a well-trained, insightful priesthood to a religion, with inspiring new ideas that expand and improve the doctrine, keeping the belief system fresh, interesting, and exciting.

I’ll chip in for the flight to get them there.

If you can convince everyone it’s real, I suppose it’s real, until it disappears.

Works for Me ! Happy Friday you beautiful people, Heeeh ! ;-)

yup

Sounds like a reasonable idea.

The volcano was tired of virgins.

They’re toast… ironically, this calls for a toast.

Just amend “crypto moguls” to CEOs and it would be perfect. See how their golden parachute work then.

They found out Marjorie Taylor Greene wasn’t a virgin, but they threw her in the volcano anyway.

I like it.

Where’s the marshmallows?

It really does, doesn’t it?

Why people want to invest in currency that seems designed for Ponzi schemes and money laundering is beyond me.

Really? Wait for his next ‘really good idea’ … be afraid; be VERY afraid!

Wish I could like this comic more than once.

Pele approves. They saw her dancing earlier this week around Kīlauea on the Big Island.

They should’ve at least gotten the code for his bitcoins before sacrificing him.

I don’t think I’ve seen 593 likes on a single strip before.