Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for June 04, 2024

I don’t see him winning this one.

A losing proposition by any measure….

I think you can take him, Dave. Get him before he sizes you up.

It seams amicable enough.

Take it off, take it all off?

Don’t waist time on that cut-up, just sleeve.

Whoa, easy on the inseam fella. Was your job with the TSA?

Dave. You wanted a Taylor Swift ticket, not a tailor’s swift tuck up.

It’s an indication of a alliteration for the next generation inspiration!

Seams fitting to me

You’re just not “measuring” up… so “suit” yourself, Dave! ツ

It’ll ride up with wear

What kind of car is an alteration?

so, Dave…are you a Jet or a Shark??

I’m thinking about “Friends”……Joey’s family’s tailor, inseam adjustment method.

The only way that you can get a real measure of a man. :)

To all you tailors out there: Thanks for your service!

…hello?…

I hope it doesn’t end with them cuffing each other.

don’t forget to tip your tailor.

Ha! Watch out for the inseam measurement. That’s how they get you.

hope it wasn’t life-altering…

’Cuff im.

Is his tailor named Kurt Simon?

If so, he’ll make it fit

I just hope Dave’s tailor is dwift.

Just a nip and tuck alteration. No fisticuffs.