Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 10, 2024

Fit to be..

I sometimes jog through the cemetery abutting the local county park.

You can spend eternity in a yoga pose.

There’s that cute doggie again…

I am proud of the people that go to my gym, old people, older than me come in an at least try!

OK..That’s enough about me…

“I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.” – Jack London

Whether you’re in shape or not, this cemetery will have a casket that fits you.

At 75, I warm up and work out four days a week. At first I thought I’d like to drop a few unhealthy pounds. But as the months rolled on, I realized, warming up and working out also resulted in a more positive outlook as well. My saggy behind was not the only thing that was uplifted.

Eventually we all will die. Perhaps there would be a better way to make this comics point.

There are no treadmills in the graveyard. Well, very few, anyway.

But today is a great day to wake up not a convicted felon.

What’s Petey doing with those two??

Good name, but I like “Gone by February” since that when New Year’s resolutions end

Good way to attract the curious into the sales pitch for plots.

I used tto like to take my dates out to moot point for the submarine races

There was a nursing home here named Trail’s Edge. They renamed it, presumably because it sounded too much like Trail’s End.

The people in the cemetery are absolutely as fit as they’re ever going to be.

Is there a Hold My Beer section?

I forget who said "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming Holy Sh♦♦! What a Ride. "

I’m 73. I don’t exercise to live longer. I exercise to live better.

Guarantee to lose weight over time.

Love the pup. So cute.

Some weight loss programs are better than others.

Don’t knock it, people are dying to get in there!

I figure I might live longer if I did run a mile a day. Anyway, it would definitely seem a lot longer.

Exercise is not just to prolong life; it’s to make life better. I like feeling and looking good all the time. All you have to do is take a half-hour or more out of your binge watching, video game playing, social media posting life and do the exercise of your choice. The people who say things like, “Why work out? You’re just gonna die anyway” are completely missing the point. I find it sad to see so many overweight and downright obese young people.

People are just dying to g et in there

It’s the dead centre of town.

Maybe they have a jogging path in there.

There is a place re-branding is done at that point it is called Purgatory!

Now THAT’s funny! Ghoulish, but funny!

Well, it’s at least arguable.

When i was working, I would walk to someplace nearby to get lunch. When I retired last year, i decided to keep doing that every weekday. It is wonderful to walk to a different place each day of the week, but the restaurants are farther from my house than they were from where I worked. If she wants, I will pick up something for my wife, too. Life is good.