Herman by Jim Unger for July 14, 2024

You failed!

Kiai!

Lets see how you do with the katana exam…

Should have taken a cooking class. Final exam: YUMMY!

He’ll have to take a remedial class from Monty Python: “How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him ‘elpless.”

A joke worthy of MAD magazine.

It’s called a ‘pop’ quiz.

LMAO. It does appear you were not zanshin.

Hai yah!

Grasshopper got squashed.

He ain’t no Bruce Lee

did it knock some sense into him about the “online” courses?? OR will he continue to “fail” because of his gullibility?

At least it’s an open-handed slap instead of a fist!

“You must expect the unexpected, Grasshopper!”

maybe he should go to clown school, cream pies hurt less

No black belt for you.

The Will Smith Clown College.

Five more years.

To bad it’s not lying down, because you’re out for the count.

Was that course from the defunct Trump University. You should have known if it took you 5 yrs to complete, that something was up!!

You’ve got to give him a hand …

You’ve got to hand it to him …

Nice job of protecting your body with your face.