Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 14, 2024

Don’t talk about rights when you’re wrong about something.

He can always blame Hobbes for being a bad homework helper.

And Calvin grew up to be Trump.

You can if you’re adding negative numbers.

Gotta admit, I sympathize with Dad today. Calvin is in a REALLY bad mood—better wait until he cools off. Of course, he’ll blame Hobbes for his poor schoolwork.

How does he get away talking that way to his parents???!!!

Kid just doesn’t want to do homework.

I guess Calvin’s school district doesn’t believe in outcome based education.

“Let’s not, and say we did.” My brother used to say that!

Being wrong is mandatory.

Adds theengs and gets less than what you was begin with? Calvin gots all the talents to works in governments.

Not when it comes to maths, it isn’t a free country. Not unless you are a billionaires tax accountant.

You’ll never qualify for a home loan, Yuou do plan to move out someday, gulp, right?

My Dad said that Calvin reminded him of Phil in that strip. Phil was my Dad’s youngest grandson so he is my youngest nephew.

Free country? Rights? Calvin, with great privilege come great responsibility. I’m just saying…

Calvin’s parents must have nerves of steel, putting up with Calvin in doing his homework and what he gets into.

This is the first time I realized Calvin was Republican.

Maybe it depends on how much tax you pay…

Poor Calvin’s Dad. Of course, the fifth unseen panel could well be the kid getting his much needed punishment.

Dad’s wrong. You can add to your income but still end up with less. It’s called “inflation”.

This was funny 20 or 30 years ago. Unfortunately all the Calvins grew up and became politicians.

Alternative facts! They’re real. Just inside Calvin’s mind.

Calvin’s declaration about his “Rights” is a widely-accepted focus by way too many Americans, who never sat through a Civics class. Civilization, a community, members must give up some things for the common good. Americans don’t understand this today.

Cal is just being Cal. He instinctively knows he won’t get away with this foolishness, but, based on past behavior in times of stress, he is obligated to try.

Listen, kid. You knew what you were in for the second you’ve set foot into the school!

Spoiler Alert: So by Calvins thinking if Mom has another baby then they will have NO children…..

Got a little maga guy there.

Calvin can quote the US Constitution but can’t add 8 + 4? Very interesting. Or should I say “Very CALVIN”.

I used to love Calvin and Hobbs. But lately he seems to just be a disrespectful little brat. Has the strip changed or have I? I know these are all (very) old strips.

No convincing him Dad. He’s a young Donald Trump.

Hardly ever did homework, it was as Calvin describes.

Spot quiz…when was the last time you used Geometry in your work day?

Perhaps if Calvin were denied TV privileges and comic books for a month or so he’d be more amenable to doing his homework properly.

I am a data analyst. I can do sophisticated mathematics. 95% of the time I use high school algebra and people think I am a genius.

He is so incorrigible! I can’t fathom that there is another brat like Calvin anywhere in this world. Plus his parents are angels the way they tolerate him.

Just 10 minutes? Lazy one.

Might have been nice, if Mr. Watterson had imagined Calvin growing up. Wonder what he’d become?

Maybe a skilled cartoonist?

Our government does this all the time!!

In Calvin’s world, anything he does is correct.

Calvin eventually ‘grew up’ and retired penniless.

You have the right to be wrong. It’s on you to be right…

Oppositional disorder.

Funny, just what I was thinking.

And if Calvin was in school today with the WOKE educational system his answer would be considered correct lest it damage his self esteem.

Speaking of Miss Wormwood, is she the recipient of botched transgender surgery or Timmy Walznutz in drag?

Alternative math facts???

All these political comments because of a comic about arithmetic.

That’s how they do math with the nations budget.

Aaaaaand, there goes the TV for another week.

I am not sure why people feel the need to turn a harmless comic into a political trolling moment.

Yeah its all President Trumps fault. He’s a liar racist bigoted homophobe. Thats all youre going to hear because there is nothing else left for them to say. He has beaten them down so bad. Im going to laugh and laugh and laugh when hes president again!

He gave the after tax answer

Two plus two equals five, for very large values of two.

His comment about 10 minutes is cracking me up!

A swat or two on Calvin’s behind might be in order here…lord knows I’d never talk to my dad like that…

Sounds to me like Calvin needs an adjustment on that mouth of his. I think a couple of shades brighter red on his butt would solve the situation.

If he put even 1/4 as much effort into doing his homework as he does into getting out of it, he’d be a straight-A student.

Calvin also has wrongs.

This is a comic strip. Leave the political comments on the strip out of it.

What a riot!

Well…we are increasingly becoming an “everything is subjective” world in the eyes of many people. If all truth is considered relative, and if we can’t get to the bottom of anything, then we’ll just keep sinking lower and lower…

Everyone knows 8 + 4 = 3

“… which I have every right to do…”

Your average democrat…

Yep, here we are 30 years in the future or so and it’s become normal for a lot of people to believe anything, especially if they heard it on Facebook! Right Grandma ! ;-)

He needs to use his fingers and toes!

Dad: “Okay, Calvin. We’ll do it your way. Your allowance is $1. We’ll add $1. Now your allowance is 50 cents.”

Calvin: “What?!? No! Wait!”

Why do I hear a fife playing Yankee Doodle?

This is just too close to reality. Alternative facts. Personal truth.

Trump is a billionaire. Are you?

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WOW I can’t believe how many on here have DTS. No wonder the country is in the shape it is.

Until I started working with my daughter on arithmetic, I didn’t realize that dyslexia could impact an understanding of what numbers were greater or less than others. To this day (she’s 16), she has to use the tools we taught her to figure out what the numbers mean. The other day, I told her an activity was delayed 1 hour, so she needed to leave 1 hour later than normal – she had to stop and think if that meant 7:00 or 9:00 (since she normally leaves at 8:00 for this particular activity). It makes me wonder if Calvin would have benefited from some of the special practices we’ve learned to help my daughter function in a “normal” society.