Close to Home by John McPherson for August 10, 2024

Lisinopril on a string!

make a belt with tums. Tum-tum Tums…

Convenient.

Who drills all those little holes and strings them ?

Now everybody will want one.

Instead of making a necklace out of them, all my pills could come on a strip of paper tape, like those little candy buttons we had as kids. I think they were also called candy dots. (They still can be purchased at Old Time Candy dot com.)

I think we may all be zeroing in on why we have blood pressure meds…

I wish I was still young enough to find this funny.

Numb Numbs!!!

This isn’t a bad idea as long as you take pills, not capsules.

Crap! There goes my idea for a Pez Dispenser!

Can you wear a necklace when you have no neck? Asking for the Tooninator.

That’s one big bug..

Hi, Bleeb. I see that you are taking it easy on the weekend.

hope you don’t confuse the ones you need to the ones you don’t… :{

Evolution in action? Sunlight is bad for most meds.

Those two are dressed very nicely for tonight’s bonfire behind them.

Is that supposed to be a human face?

Dang. And the patent office is closed today.

Gee. How convenient.

Also, my Kolazepam and Lithium…

Reminds me of that great Dave Dudley classic, “Rolaids, Doan’s Pills and Preparation H.”

Geriatric candy

And a couple of MDMA to keep it interesting.

She also has a bracelet for nighttime meds.

good gracious! is she the missing link?!?

New areas of thought for string theory.

And maybe a few of her teeth?

I want one!