Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 07, 2024

Looks like Dave’s love doll has arrived.

I wonder what brand of industrial strength hair product Dave uses.

Looks like he’s thinking outside the box

Okay, Dave. Now show us your “Do not bend, fold, or mutilate.”

Do you always open the packages at the ‘wrong’ end?

One day, you’re the most important guy who ever lived. The next day, you’re some schmo working in a box factory. (The Simpsons: Springfield Box Factory)

Dave’s “Other End” is Up

In tandem with ‘Prop on your Pompadour on your porch day’.

That particular packaging projects a preponderance of preposterous perturbances!

︀︀︀︀¡p︎u︎ɐʇs︎ɹǝp︎u︎n︎ ʇ︀︀︀,u︎︀o︎︀︀p︎︀ ı̣

Someone being shipped from Japan in a FedEx crate comes to mind.

The package is okay. Dave is wrong side up.

Cool. Let’s all celebrate by leaving a glitter bomb in preposterous packaging on a friend’s desk!

also “stand on head day?”

I now know that Dave is right leaning, based on his right leg being shorter.

It’s particularly preposterous because the merchant used a box that size to ship a bottle of aspirin (24 tablets).

heads up, Dave!

Hey Dave – word of advice – if you’re trying to look up the skirt of that leg lamp, it would help to take it out of the box first!

With that position, I guess that end is down

Be careful, it might be frageelay.

Always the rebel.