Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for September 19, 2024

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    Bill Thompson  2 months ago

    “No, you dimwits! I don’t understand how somebody could pour gasoline everywhere and still fail to burn down an ancient wooden garage with Roaring-Twenties doors!”

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    J.J. O'Malley  2 months ago

    Umm, hello, Min-dull? It’s pronounced “Climate Damage!”

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    Rhetorical_Question   2 months ago

    The fire department has Ed Craftshaft on speed dial.

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    Rhetorical_Question   2 months ago

    The arsonist will return.

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    angelolady Premium Member 2 months ago

    Poor Lillian.

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    wherescrankshaft  2 months ago

    We don’t understand either, Pam. That’s one of the things we’re waiting to see from this storyline.

    OK, well, not so much “how” but “why”. It’s an important factor that’s still yet missing here.

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    Argythree  2 months ago

    At least Cranky is no longer among the missing…

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    French Persons Premium Member 2 months ago

    Look at Batty, trying to sound all insightful and wise!

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Burning a whaaat? Books? What books? Oh pleeease. This a clear case of a lousy attempt of burning only a couple of stairs and a bit of lawn. How on earth is a lousy attempt of burning a couple of stairs is become burning any books? It’s called burning? Geeeezz. This sooo preposteridiculudicrous.

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    Bill Thompson  2 months ago

    Where are the police? Shouldn’t someone be investigating this case of arson? Taking photos, asking questions, checking Ed’s alibi?

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    Surly Squirrel Premium Member 2 months ago

    Burned books? What burned books? People are jumping to conclusions again. It looks like a few burned stairs and a burned corner of the garage to me.

    Actually, the damage doesn’t look too bad. Just buff out the rough areas with a little bit of sandpaper and a new coat of paint. They’ll be just as good as new.

    The books remain undamaged, and that’s the only thing that matters in this story. That’s why the firemen had the ladder out. They were checking to make sure that the books were okay. They were. (Whew!)

    Say, Jff. Why don’t you be a gentleman and test out those stairs?

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    Surly Squirrel Premium Member 2 months ago

    What’s with the smoke clouds? Is the fire out or not? Won’t anybody think of the stairs!

    Are those metaphorical clouds of doom and depression? What kind of world is it when people want to burn books (and the bookstore with it)? Batyuk thinks we’re doomed as a society.

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    Fetzee  2 months ago

    Mason Jarr will be the next victim err volunteer to pass out these books at his theatre, the Valentine? Where else Dale Evan’s?!

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    workjobb Premium Member 2 months ago

    Blah, blah, blah, nobody’s listening to your prattle. What it all comes down to is that Fahrenheit 451 is an old science fiction novel that most high schoolers today would have no interest in, so the arsonist (Cranky) is wasting his time. Now, if they were assigned Lolita…

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    SquidGamerGal  2 months ago

    Okay! Time to kick things off. Who knew exactly where the books were hidden?

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    platinumboy7  2 months ago

    We can learn a lot from the ideas of other people. My Great- Grandfather, Frank Schweinfurth, Sr. helped create the Republican Party. My Father, G. Walter Schafer, taught me that I can learn from people with whom I disagree. Both liberals and conservatives have become targets of censorship.

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    Yes, burning a book does more harm than good.

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    rockyridge1977  2 months ago

    Good to see Crank there for the “immoral” support!!!

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    MICHAEL GREEN Premium Member 2 months ago

    This could get Batty his Nobel or Pulitzer, or at least a Hugo

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    tcayer  2 months ago

    Wow. Deep. Tying book burning and “climate damage.” Surely the Pulitzer committee won’t overlook him again!?

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    lemonbaskt  2 months ago

    ok you saw silent crank two days in a row but mrs fitz poodle is going into labor and if you need advice go sit on a park bench

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    Irish53  2 months ago

    What a lame arsonist. He couldn’t even get that constructed kindling to burn. A warm f*rt could’ve burned that dump better.

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    ckeller  2 months ago

    Heck, the first time someone presented stone tablets with writing on them, they got smashed!

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    Stephen M Dallas  2 months ago

    Among all the stupidities of this Crankshaft storyline, somehow the one that hits me the most is that everyone seems to think that books are distributed only through bookstores, as if Amazon/Kindle, Apple Books and Kobo didn’t exist.

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    EntrancedCat  2 months ago

    I can understand Crankshaft being in full regalia as bus drivers may start quite early in the day. Why are the Murdoch’s fully dressed in the wee hours? They presumably rushed out to view the fire. The Lambert’s looked to be in their sleeping apparel yesterday.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 2 months ago

    …….And he has no speaking lines…..

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    jconnors3954  2 months ago

    Age restricted, not banned. Unless you have a different definition of banned.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 2 months ago

    This story line is so over the top. Yes, parents have worked to get books they feel are not appropriate for young students out of schools, but those books are still available to the public. I challenge Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis to come up with one actual arson case to a book store in the USA in the last two decades. You want to talk crazy, let’s talk about the “fine people” that push publishers to change the text of classic novels because a phrase or word may offend someone. And oh by the way those classic novels have been banned in schools by those same people who cry about the books being banned today.

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    be ware of eve hill  2 months ago

    … and there we go with the weak sauce pontification.

    Yeah, Batty. How can anyone do this? We’re still waiting for the reveal of your arsonist’s motive. Why do they find Fahrenheit 451 so objectionable? Why do they suck at starting fires?

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    Trespassers W  2 months ago

    I knew Batiuk would not do any serious analysis of the issue of what is appropriate to be taught to young children, but his “burning books bad” is so trite and superficial that it is pathetic.

    “Fire bad. Tree pretty.”—Buffy the Vampire Slayer, “Graduation Day, Part 2”

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    be ware of eve hill  2 months ago

    The most surprising thing about today’s comic is Mindy, “The Girl”, gets the most dialog. What she’s saying is inane, but the most dialog nonetheless. Well done, Windy Mindy! (golf claps)

    I expected Loathsome Lillian or Ed to get the spotlight today, but everyone but them is speaking. They must be winding up for tomorrow and next week.

    So, Windy Mindy still lives with her parents? She and Mopey Pete don’t live together? Smart choice. Is Mopey Pete still her fiancé in the combined Batiukverse? Not even Batty knows.¯\(ツ)/¯

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    be ware of eve hill  2 months ago

    Meanwhile, a*hole Best Actress Award Winner Les Moore, the person who made this all possible, is snug in his bed sound asleep.

    There is no justice in the Batiukverse.

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    zendog13la  2 months ago

    Make America Think Again

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    B UTTONS  2 months ago

    If Lillian failed to read all of the warning signs of living near Cranky, the store would have perished.

    She protected her store with asbestos siding,

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Tom your ultra liberal is showing again

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    Mopman  2 months ago

    Wow, I got excited when I saw the barrage or words and balloons, with Ed right there. Was wondering what he would contribute. Alas, he didn’t even get to speak one word again today. So sad, relegated to a handful of appearances per month with no lines. In his own strip!

    And what’s with the crappy fire department? They left with the “rubble” still smoldering? Smokey the Bear is very disappointed.

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    barrettcc  2 months ago

    Still no police? Maybe they don’t like those books either

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    eced52  2 months ago

    Just look at how many times the Qur’an has been burned because the caliph coming into power didn’t like what the previous caliph wrote.

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    Guy Steele Premium Member 2 months ago

    Fortunately, the fire trucks in this town spray water and not kerosene.

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