Okay, I lied… I got curious, and checked, since my memory is bad enough I can’t remember anything… the Megalodon was closer to 40 feet (sure, that gives enough comfort to want to snuggle with one!), and the teeth were approximately 6 1/2 inches long.
seanfear 19 days ago
that would make the sport more …. exciting, i presume? o_O
blunebottle 19 days ago
Might still not be extinct, actually.
oldthang 19 days ago
Another reason I never wanted to surf.
electricshadow Premium Member 19 days ago
Jason Statham, you are not.
silberdistel 19 days ago
How does it work on this…thing?
incognito 19 days ago
This tail is too hard to swallow…….
Purple People Eater 19 days ago
Surfing was invented in Polynesia about 1600 years ago.
gammaguy 19 days ago
Looks like he’s had a surfeit of surfing.
dcdete. 19 days ago
Do you mean the megalodon hasn’t gone extinct yet, even though the trees have all gone extinct?
I haven’t seen a tree in B.C. since August 05, 2022!
Kornfield Kounty 19 days ago
Fred ‘Troy’ Flintstone and Jimmy Darrock [Surfin’ Craze] in Surfin’ Fred (The Flintstones)
mindjob 19 days ago
Getting limbs bitten off by sharks hasn’t stopped some surfers form surfing
Count Olaf Premium Member 19 days ago
Jaws: The Beginning
rockyridge1977 19 days ago
That’s a lot of teeth!!!
scote1379 Premium Member 19 days ago
Look like a Seal get eaten like a Seal !
Angry Indeed Premium Member 19 days ago
That’s a healthy bite. Now, let’s look at those gums!
sandpiper 19 days ago
There was a tree on 08-23 but it didn’t last.
wildlandwaters 19 days ago
I’m surprised he’s still standing!
zeexenon 19 days ago
That’s only a baby nibble for the roughage. From the YouTube drone videos on those, I’d insist on a glass bottom style and bayou boat 500 HP fan.
flagmichael 19 days ago
Wipeout!
bwswolf 19 days ago
That takes a bite …….. out of the sport ……. :)
awcoffman 19 days ago
We’re gonna need a bigger board.
WentHulk 19 days ago
A meg wouldn’t bother with such a small meal.
Strawberry King 19 days ago
Hang ten!
samadartson 19 days ago
Hang ten! Ouch! Hang five! Ooch! Hang on…!
bobtoledo 19 days ago
But it’s the sport that counts.
eddi-TBH 18 days ago
Those boards make nifty toothpicks for a Great White.
wildlandwaters 18 days ago
man… that really bites!
tinstar 18 days ago
Okay, I lied… I got curious, and checked, since my memory is bad enough I can’t remember anything… the Megalodon was closer to 40 feet (sure, that gives enough comfort to want to snuggle with one!), and the teeth were approximately 6 1/2 inches long.