Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 23, 2024

Where’s the makeup artist?

I don’t there is an actual undecided voter anymore. It’s more those want to say and those who’d rather not

He could wear a Gamma Raygun hat just to confuse people.

Don’t understand this undecided thing….there is evil (pure evil) and Democracy. I wonder if the grifter will dump vance for robinson, he is more into the trump policy. (slavery and dictatorship)

In 2016 my wife and I called it the “Just Shoot Me Now” election. This could be worse.

This time, there are actual shootings. :(

Barry has avoided watching the media, so he will ceremoniously flip a coin.

Barry took two days to pick which shirt to wear for this.

If you’re still undecided, you’re beyond hope!

Serious question for magats and undecideds:

Why did The Messiah plug Melania’s book?

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It is well known, even by magats, that Trump has never and would never do anything for anyone else without getting something from them.

My guess is that Melania has plenty to blackmail him with, from stuff with Jeffrey Epstein to the physical threats to Republican Senators because of the impeachment vote(s) and so on.

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It was funny to hear the actual ‘plug’. He had not even gotten a copy, let alone even glanced at it, so he has NO idea what’s in it.

He told everyone to go buy it because it’s a great book, but then his instincts kicked in. He said that if she said bad things about me, I’ll tell you to never buy it and get rid of it.

Back in 2004 Andy Rooney had a piece on 60 Minutes. He said that anyone who was still undecided in October was too stupid to have a vote.

There may be no good choices at the top of the ballot for a voter so that voter should start studying what is called the down ballot. We have three branches of government, you can’t vote for anyone on one branch but the legislative branch is quite important. Even a vote for the local Dog Catcher is important because the candidate may be their a legislator one day and so on & so forth. We don’t teach enough of about our how our government works in schools anymore and that is a problem that will define us sooner or later.

On Barry’s 1960’s playlist:

•The Hollywood Argyles – “Alley-Oop”

•Larry Verne – “Mr. Custer”

•The Edsels – “Rama Lama Ding Dong”

•Barry Mann – “Who Put the Bomp (in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp)”

•The Singing Nun – “Dominique”

•The Nashville Teens – “Tobacco Road”

•Robert Parker – “Barefootin”

•Napoleon XIV – “They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!”

Fake news. She’s obviously voting for Kamala. Several times.

At this point, it just seems performative.

VOTE BLUE

Undecideds have a choice – vote or don’t vote. If they vote, they might gain a president that will work for them. If they don’t vote, they will just have to take what’s coming. [And they won’t have any excuse to complain about what happens next.]

There should be no reason to be undecided at this point, unless you live in the boondocks, under a bridge or on another planet. He may do this every election because otherwise he doesn’t get attention or have a life.

Barry’s an idiot.

Looks like Barry lives in the wrong state.

Harris could be the she-devil from hell who eats my pets and steals my grandchildren and I’d still see her as the lesser of two evils.

I wonder who “they” are polling. Registered voter lists? If so, does it include those who registered to vote in the past couple of months?

I use another metric. The “free speech” that is known as money. Talk is cheap. Candidates do not win elections because they raise more money; they raise more money because people believe they will win.

Those signs should be in several languages, to assist the new immigrants

nice that he provides his own lights

Who are these people?!

Today’s strip is too funny to spoil with a cynical comment.

Stupid people are entertaining; smart people are boring. Rumor and conspiracies are entertaining; facts are boring. Emotional teary eyed people are entertaining; science is boring.

Most people don’t want to put in the mental work required to understand our government and the issues facing it. The Mainstream Media is happy to go along with the farce and normalize an easy to spot liar, grifter, coward, fraud and corrupt, unfit incompetent Russian dupe because he generates clicks, eyes and ears. There is no news anymore. It is simply entertainment.

As long as Americans are more interested in their local sports teams than with what happens with their government, we are susceptible to the Republican diversions. If you want to know what is wrong with country, it is embodied by the NFL.

I live in one of the most hotly contested swing states. You do not want that attention.

Do we really want a person who hasn’t made up their mind by this point to vote?

How can anyone be undecided about this election. You either vote for a narcissistic tyrant who is a convicted felon, and habitual liar, or vote for the other person.

Barry is not undecided. He decided he has a shot at some fame.

yeah buddy, no one cares !

Where is the light on his left plugged in?

Time was when we could vote for who would be the best leader. Now we settle for who is the least bad. I agree with Barry.

I think Barry needs to take a ticket and join the queue.

I fear he is not as sincerely undecided as he is trying to look. The media is looking for people who spend at least two light changes at an intersection try to decide if they should go. The true undecided in thought, word and deed.

I do think a segment of the population does not pay attention to particulars until very late. They might be apolitical. They might dislike both candidates, but will vote based on something that occurs late in the campaign (I think this is what cost HClinton in 2016). They might know but are uncomfortable telling pollsters (I do not respond at all) They might not vote.

Whatever the reason, the election will come down to who can best turn out their voters turnout. In a close race, it always does.

Sorry, the media isn’t interested in you. Change your sign to read, “Independent, Leans trump!”

Then the line will form instantly.

Yes, there are still undecided people in America. Regrettably, despite their being the least informed citizens in the country, their votes are going to determine the outcome of the upcoming election, which is why (thanks to Citizens United) there’s going to be a billion dollars spent trying to reach them.

“Where’s the makeup artist?” is just about the most racist remark I have seen in these comments. Polls show large numbers of “persons of color” support Donald Trump because he actually did something for them. They are tired of being pushed out of the job market by persons who entered the USA illegally and have been given leave to remain here in spite of clear law demanding their immediate return to Mexico or their home countries.

Dream on, little cowboy.

If you can’t choose between a pathological liar who arguably committed treason by siccing a mob on the Capitol Building in a misguided attempt to stop the certification of the election removing him from office after numerous attempts to steal said election by “just finding the exact number of voters” didn’t work; and literally anybody else (and nevermind all the misogyny and racism and sexual assault and felony convictions)…

Then maybe you shouldn’t be voting.

And then he forgets what day Election Day is